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My friend told me that Crosshair:

looks like this cat on a beach:

I can't disagree with her
it's so accurate
the perfect amount of adorable "Yeah, i'd snuggle up to that if he let me" mixed with "hmm, looks ready to claw to death anyone who gets too close."

I’m not sure if I located the correct items, but hopefully he doesn’t notice they went missing while i draw this still life.
If you could have one thing drawn, what would you want?
@imperial-tracker's 8 different hair care products. I want them immortalized forever.
Especially the anti-balding scalp serum.
I've reblogged this before but idc, Toast is always worth a reblog
humblest apologies but anyone calling toast clone by the utterly ridiculous name of "sandwich clone" is wrong and i will prove why that is in a post of even more ridiculousness
okay, so this is the first time we see him

poor baby just wants to eat what looks like a sandwich in peace
BUT WAIT - we zoom in to find it's just a stack of toast

no lettuce, no cheese, no pb&j, nothing
just sliced bread that i'm assuming is toast
then, toast clone makes the dangerous, bold, and heroic decision to sacrifice his toast in an attempt to confuse the enemy

NOW
if it had been a sandwich, wouldn't we see ingredients amongst his airborne snack? but what do we see?

nothing. just toast
and also this fork because he's a gentleman who eats his toast with a fork apparently

in conclusion, there was no sandwich involved in this snack break gone wrong, only toast
therefore, the logical deduction is that his name is and ought to be TOAST
I need to know what bet they lost and who they made it with

Order 69's is a joke I've wanted to make for a while so just have this >>
A Dangerous Still-Life


it’s dangerous because I almost died putting things back. Turns out breaking in a second time is much harder than the first.
Also, everyone who has stolen and worn trooper armor in the movies never talks about how smelly those helmets are when you take it from a guard that’s been on duty for several hours. My hair still smells like sweaty soldier. Lesson learned.
@imperial-tracker sincerely sorry that took so long, but I am rather attached to living.
Sonic : Haven’t told a soul he’s dating Shadow
Surge : Haven’t told a soul that she’s dating Amy

