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2 years ago

My friend told me that Crosshair:

My Friend Told Me That Crosshair:

looks like this cat on a beach:

My Friend Told Me That Crosshair:

I can't disagree with her

it's so accurate

the perfect amount of adorable "Yeah, i'd snuggle up to that if he let me" mixed with "hmm, looks ready to claw to death anyone who gets too close."


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2 years ago
Im Not Sure If I Located The Correct Items, But Hopefully He Doesnt Notice They Went Missing While I

I’m not sure if I located the correct items, but hopefully he doesn’t notice they went missing while i draw this still life.

If you could have one thing drawn, what would you want?

@imperial-tracker's 8 different hair care products. I want them immortalized forever.

Especially the anti-balding scalp serum.


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2 years ago

I've reblogged this before but idc, Toast is always worth a reblog

humblest apologies but anyone calling toast clone by the utterly ridiculous name of "sandwich clone" is wrong and i will prove why that is in a post of even more ridiculousness

okay, so this is the first time we see him

Humblest Apologies But Anyone Calling Toast Clone By The Utterly Ridiculous Name Of "sandwich Clone"

poor baby just wants to eat what looks like a sandwich in peace

BUT WAIT - we zoom in to find it's just a stack of toast

Humblest Apologies But Anyone Calling Toast Clone By The Utterly Ridiculous Name Of "sandwich Clone"

no lettuce, no cheese, no pb&j, nothing

just sliced bread that i'm assuming is toast

then, toast clone makes the dangerous, bold, and heroic decision to sacrifice his toast in an attempt to confuse the enemy

Humblest Apologies But Anyone Calling Toast Clone By The Utterly Ridiculous Name Of "sandwich Clone"

NOW

if it had been a sandwich, wouldn't we see ingredients amongst his airborne snack? but what do we see?

Humblest Apologies But Anyone Calling Toast Clone By The Utterly Ridiculous Name Of "sandwich Clone"

nothing. just toast

and also this fork because he's a gentleman who eats his toast with a fork apparently

Humblest Apologies But Anyone Calling Toast Clone By The Utterly Ridiculous Name Of "sandwich Clone"

in conclusion, there was no sandwich involved in this snack break gone wrong, only toast

therefore, the logical deduction is that his name is and ought to be TOAST


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2 years ago

I need to know what bet they lost and who they made it with

Order 69's Is A Joke I've Wanted To Make For A While So Just Have This >>

Order 69's is a joke I've wanted to make for a while so just have this >>


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2 years ago

A Dangerous Still-Life

A Dangerous Still-Life
A Dangerous Still-Life

it’s dangerous because I almost died putting things back. Turns out breaking in a second time is much harder than the first.

Also, everyone who has stolen and worn trooper armor in the movies never talks about how smelly those helmets are when you take it from a guard that’s been on duty for several hours. My hair still smells like sweaty soldier. Lesson learned.

@imperial-tracker sincerely sorry that took so long, but I am rather attached to living.


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I love this😂😂


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