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Буду выкладывать меттакаард и что то подобное. почему нет
мне кажется, голова меттатона чуть большая...ну кому не похуй, да?
Хочешь, я убью соседей
Что мешают спать?
Хочешь солнце вместо лампы?
Хочешь за окошком Альпы?
вообще прикольный рисунок
если не рассматривать.
would it be funny if every "rouxls kaard x any utdr adult" ship was simultaneously true. he quit being the king's evil henchman slash boytoy after he was overthrown and put in jail to pursue the exact same career path with the queen instead. and can't forget to attempt to get together with your soon-to-be overlord slash lover's head butler as well, even though, or perhaps because, said butler absolutely hates your guts. oh yeah, and there was that fling with the court jester too where they both ended up hating each other, even though the jester wasn't even nearly that insane back then. and during his cyber world trip, he might also have formed a deep meaningful connection with that one weird desperate salesman in the dumpster and maybe kissed him as well. and wouldn't it be cool if he somehow ended up in a mirror universe and met a fabulous sexy robot tv star, who was apparently a human-extermination machine and in charge of like 80% of the entertainment there, so, close enough to being an evil ruler — at least compared to the land's ACTUAL ruler. rouxls kaard somehow manages to be the biggest slut in the dark world despite his negative twelve charisma and swagless bitchless demeanor. that's something.