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4 years ago
Chris couldn’t tell so he snapped a selfie.
Brad replied, “Well. That’s the right arm right? So you must be driving. You look like a woodchuck Chris.”
Chris: “Yeah you like that?”
Brad: “How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck?”
Chris: “A lot of wood.”
Brad: “Like how much wood?”
Brad: “How much wood Chris?”
Brad: “Wood.”
(Two minutes of garble from Chris’ phone)
Brad: “Chris?”
Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Hi Brad? This is Jim. I’m a medic at Ceaders. Chris has been in an accident.”
Brad: “Was he driving?”
Jim on Chris’ Phone: “Chris was in the passenger seat. No one was behind the wheel. We’re trying to figure that out.
Brad: “Us too. Hey can you put Chris on the phone? I need to finish off this wood business.”

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