Mom Shenanigans - Tumblr Posts

One day, my mom invited her friend over to share art and they went down to the workshop. My mom's friend stopped in the doorway to stare at the forklift. My mom walked ahead, then turned around, confused.

Mom: What's wrong?

Friend: You have a forklift.

Mom: Well, yeah. We needed it to move stuff around.

Friend: You have a forklift.

Mom: We didn't buy it brand new. It's used.

Friend: You have a forklift. I don't have a forklift.

Mom:

Friend: Where's my forklift?

Mom: You live in the city and your shop is a one story building. This workshop is two stories.

Friend: You have a forklift.

The forklift is currently broken, the brakes needs to be replaced. ._.

My mom and I wandered around a parking garage for 30 minutes before realizing we were in the wrong parking lot. The right one was the next block over.

We should have used maps beforehand.

If it wasn't obvious, cities scare me.