Forklift - Tumblr Posts
One day, my mom invited her friend over to share art and they went down to the workshop. My mom's friend stopped in the doorway to stare at the forklift. My mom walked ahead, then turned around, confused.
Mom: What's wrong?
Friend: You have a forklift.
Mom: Well, yeah. We needed it to move stuff around.
Friend: You have a forklift.
Mom: We didn't buy it brand new. It's used.
Friend: You have a forklift. I don't have a forklift.
Mom:
Friend: Where's my forklift?
Mom: You live in the city and your shop is a one story building. This workshop is two stories.
Friend: You have a forklift.
The forklift is currently broken, the brakes needs to be replaced. ._.
Pride cometh before the fall.
(Don't worry, Cole was okay. But his forklift certification was revoked.)
And a variant that doesn't have Cole's gloating in the way:
Pride cometh before the fall.
(Don't worry, Cole was okay. But his forklift certification was revoked.)
And a variant that doesn't have Cole's gloating in the way:
I made a thing in jam space
Little thing on his horn belongs to @sillysunshine
Edit: there’s nothing wrong with people over the age of 18 liking my posts but I would like to clarify that I am a minor, ik this may sound weird but I’ve seen a few people with 18+ in their bio interact with this post and I feel as if I should clarify
Of course I’m not blaming anyone who made this mistake, obviously you don’t have to check someone’s bio to find out their age every time you interact with their posts, I’m just making sure everyone knows ahead of time
Sorry if this got a bit ramble-y or I repeated myself a bunch
I told you guys! bring in a forklift and it will be easy sailing!
Inspired by an earlier post-and a thankyou for all the love on it
Dogday ported by MG off Sketchfab
background ported/made by TOYWAR off sketchfab
Catnap ported by KPMISparrot off Sketchfab
And forklift by Ricardo sanchez
Apologies if I got anyone's name wrong...
my pet cats absolutely love stealing my work chair while im away. gone to the bathroom? chair is occupied. felt like pacing around the living room? chair has been stolen. now i just resort to tilting them off it like a fork lift despite their slightly annoyed meows.
one of the culprits in question, this time having a fun time conquering my bed.
second culprit, one minute after being removed from my chair. glowing red with anger.
she has a dream. Plz respect her dream
