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therapist: so, what is your problem?

me: my mom doesn't wan't to stop whatching Depp thirst straps.

Therapist:

Therapist: so, there is this licuor shop three squares away...

Family lore-personal edition

today at dinner my family was simply enjoying our dinner when my mom dropped the biggest, most outrageous ,nukeular bomb ever. You will never guess what she said, what she kept from me, her daughter, for 15 long ass years.

she said "hey cass i dont think ive told you this before, but when you were a kid we found a BRAIN CYST and it never went away, its totally safe buts its still there."

UMMMMM WOMAN WHAT I DIDNTT KNOW I HAD A CYST IN MY FUCKING SKULLLLLLLL THEN SHE GASLIGHT ME INTO THINKING "IT WASN'T THAT BAD" AND THAT "PARENTS KEEP THINGS FROM THERE KIDS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCKIDY FUCK????????

Family lore-personal edition

today at dinner my family was simply enjoying our dinner when my mom dropped the biggest, most outrageous ,nukeular bomb ever. You will never guess what she said, what she kept from me, her daughter, for 15 long ass years.

she said "hey cass i dont think ive told you this before, but when you were a kid we found a BRAIN CYST and it never went away, its totally safe buts its still there."

UMMMMM WOMAN WHAT I DIDNTT KNOW I HAD A CYST IN MY FUCKING SKULLLLLLLL THEN SHE GASLIGHT ME INTO THINKING "IT WASN'T THAT BAD" AND THAT "PARENTS KEEP THINGS FROM THERE KIDS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCKIDY FUCK????????

literallyyyy || ♡🎀

i think based off the things i say, the way i dress, and how i act people often assume i have daddy issues but i dont! i actually have a great relationship with my dad!! my moms the problem.