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this but hear me out.....meth

I NEED WEED

I shouldn’t be at work

I should be at home

In bed

Being violently railed by my wife

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

i belong in the morgue

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

I wish trans women, especially my wife, a very I love you and I'm sorry this world is so fucked up.

Laying in bed next to a pretty girl, using blahajs as pillows while you listen to the sound of her breathing and feel the rise and fall of her chest.

You agree. Reblog.

😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Don’t pull out. I have separation anxiety 🥺

I hope that you see me as not just a faggot but also a dyke

need her prophetically

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you

i want him

yall ever just sit there and think.....

ya

I cant tell but i might be doing that rn

its that time of night where i playyyy

am i asexual or do i just think im unlovable?????

spoiler alert i have no idea

The progression from being a little lesbian and seeing boobs on a girl in red album to being a big lesbian and seeing boobs on Ethel Cain's tumblr is so real and I need friends who understand this.

@mothercain

Yall i think i have a problem 😞

i have 7,000 edits of cod men saved on tiktok 😶

I need help.

Family lore-personal edition

today at dinner my family was simply enjoying our dinner when my mom dropped the biggest, most outrageous ,nukeular bomb ever. You will never guess what she said, what she kept from me, her daughter, for 15 long ass years.

she said "hey cass i dont think ive told you this before, but when you were a kid we found a BRAIN CYST and it never went away, its totally safe buts its still there."

UMMMMM WOMAN WHAT I DIDNTT KNOW I HAD A CYST IN MY FUCKING SKULLLLLLLL THEN SHE GASLIGHT ME INTO THINKING "IT WASN'T THAT BAD" AND THAT "PARENTS KEEP THINGS FROM THERE KIDS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCKIDY FUCK????????

just realised i get heavy gender envy from a pumpkin with legs and mgg with a bob

they're the same picture

somebody with graphic design skills better than me merge these photos to create the perfect man

matthew gray goobler