Mrs Jackie Hyde - Tumblr Posts
*1982, at Mr. Rich Guy and Jackie's wedding*
Pastor Dave: Jackie, will you have this man to be your wedded husband, to live together after God's ordinance in the holiest state of matrimony, to love him, comfort him, honor him and keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him so long as you both shall live?
Jackie: *hesitates*
Pastor Dave: Jackie?
Jackie: *remains silent*
Pam Burkhart: Baby? Speak up.
Jackie: *still silent*
Mr. Rich Guy: You alright?
Pam Burkhart: Go on Pastor Dave, go on.
Pastor Dave: I can't until she responds.
Pam Burkhart: But she means yes!
Pastor Dave: Well, she's got to say yes.
Pam Burkhart, pretending to be Jackie: I will.
Hyde, having just entered the church: Will you?
*everyone gasps, the bride and groom turn around and security try to stop him*
Hyde, fighting the security guy: Jackie, I love you and if you'll have me I want you to be my wife.
Mr. Rich Guy: What are you doing, man?
Hyde: I'm sorry man, but I love her.
Pam Burkhart: Die, just die.
Hyde, being pushed out of the church by two security guards: Will you have me, Steven, as your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forward, to have and to hold, for richer and for poorer? Doll, please!
Jackie, walking towards him: I do!
*everyone screams*
Pam Burkhart: You heard it? She said I do!
Pastor Dave: But to whom?