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*phone call*
Kelso: Well, damn Jackie!
Jackie: You know what, Michael? We're gonna have to finish this conversation later, your competition is knocking on my door.
Kelso: Fine... wait, who?
*Jackie hangs up the phone*
Jackie, opens the door: You're late.
Hyde: Missed me, doll?
Hyde: Am I in trouble?
Jackie: Take a guess.
Hyde: No?
Jackie: Take another guess.
you know, I tried so hard to write something longer based on this because it seemed to be everyone's fav when I posted it, but I never had the time 😔 maybe I'll try again when I'm on vacation
Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.
Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?
Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.
Kelso: Well, I guess I do.
Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?
Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.
Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.
Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!
[...]
Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...
Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]
Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.
soooo,
my boss finally set the date to my vacation, and I was thinking about writing something (and hopefully posting, if I'm satisfied with the results).
I have three ideas that I think are worth giving a shot because they're not necessarily big stories (in terms of chapters), and I can safely say I'll be able to finish at least one of them. I also started to re-write the Amy-verse to screenplay format (which is harder than I thought, btw), so let's see how that one goes.
I was thinking of doing an ask game or something to see if anybody would like any of those ideas. let me know what you guys think.
lots of love huns ❤️
.fanfiction ask game
turns out I can't come up with decent questions to an ask game, so... feel free to ask anything you want, spoilers, questions about the plot, the characters...
choose a story:
after hours
open relationships
open 'till midnight
reverse psychology (I wasn't gonna add this one but, oh well)
Ooooo who is “Open Relationships” going to be about?
"Open Relationships" is actually called "Open Relationships (or Hyde's masterplan to finally get the girl)", sooo you can imagine 😆
It's set on season 4, after Jackie and Kelso get back together, and it follows the consequences of Kelso opening their relationship. It's kinda inspired by those open relationships reddit stories/videos on tiktok. It's one of my favorites.
thanks for asking ❤️
What is "Open 'Til Midnight" about? And can you give any spoilers?
"Open 'till Midnight" is set on our beloved (🤮) season 8, more like a "what if Jackie stopped coming around" scenario...
in OTM, Jackie is about to be homeless and has no friends, no family, no money, and no boyfriend. she has to get a job. but, as we know, PP is a small town, and the only job offer she can find is on the record store across from Grooves, the Empire Records.
I had this idea the first time I watched Empire Records (1995), and I was obsessed with it for months, and also I love the idea of Jackie applying all of her rage and hatred on his business.
idk, it might be just me, but I always thought she was one of those people who were like they were born with a business/marketing degree.
aaand, here's your spoiler:
He had Sam, but she didn’t matter. He had Kelso, but it’s been so long since he didn’t matter anymore. He had Fez, but what difference did he make? He had Donna… or maybe he didn’t. It was hard to tell. He lost Forman. He lost Red and Kitty. He knew that. They no longer held any respect for him. And she wasn’t supposed to matter so much because she was no longer there for him.
thank you so much for all your lovely comments. you're so sweet, and your excitement with my stories is moving. lots of love hun 💖🥰
okay I’m so invested in everything you’ve talked about so far they all looks so good!!!
What’s after hours about??
"After Hours" is a compilation of moments that led the gang to finally understand and accept Jackie and Hyde's relationship. It's set on season 5 before her father goes to jail but doesn't acknowledge most of canon. All the stuff I don't like does not happen (ex. "get off my boyfriend," the nurse, Hyde being an asshole when they visited college).
It's almost finished, but I'm thinking about adding a bonus moment for Red and Kitty.
I don't love the title, though. It's so random, but I was listening to a the weeknd song when I started writing and I can't change it now 😆
thank you so much for your question and support, hun. I missed interacting here, and you guys made my day 💖🥰
Can I do another ask? What is "Reverse Psychology" about and can I get a spoiler?
hi hun, of course you can!! 🥰
I was thinking about whether I should post about it or not, so I'm glad you asked.
"reverse psychology" is another scenario where they're plotting to get together (such as "open relationships"), except this time it's jackie's masterplan.
it takes place early on season five after all their friends find out about their "arrangement," but instead of jumping into a serious relationship, they decide to keep it casual.
it's supposed to be a very funny and light story (I'm not sure if I can be funny in english, but I'm trying), unlike OR.
I basically started to write this one a couple of days ago, but here's a little something to you:
He looked at Jackie, who was looking for something in her purse, and patted his lap until he had her attention.
“Aren’t you gonna stay longer? Give me 20 minutes and I’ll show you a good time, again.” He said, then winked at her behind the glasses. “You two disgust me.” Eric said before the brunette could even respond. “Oh, Eric, don’t be so dramatic. Everyone knows anyway, even Kelso. Hell, he’s accepting it better than you.” She rolled her eyes at him, finally giving up looking for whatever it was in purse. She turned her eyes back to Hyde and said, “I can’t stay, I have somewhere I need to be. Sorry… have you seen my lipstick?” He shrugged, “Nah.”
thanks for your ask 💖
Kelso: Jackie is not answering my calls. She's ignoring me.
Hyde: Allow me.
Kelso: Hyde, I called her seven times, what makes you think-
Jackie's voice on Hyde’s phone: Hey babe...
hyde and jackie
Gaslighting you into thinking you're my mortal enemy when you're actually my crush.
soooo,
"after hours" is almost finished, and I was thinking, since I wrote in both english and portuguese (pt-br), should I post both versions?
and I wrote a little something to include red and kitty (my beloved couple) because I love them so much ❤️
let me know what you think! xx
"after hours" is out now on ao3!
english / portuguese
someone please write a story where jackie and hyde are fighting about something (anything!) and red and kitty also get in a fight because red is taking jackie's side and kitty is taking hyde's! please please please
OMG, you're my hero!! CAN'T WAIT xx
someone please write a story where jackie and hyde are fighting about something (anything!) and red and kitty also get in a fight because red is taking jackie's side and kitty is taking hyde's! please please please
another hero!! can't wait to read 🤭 xx
someone please write a story where jackie and hyde are fighting about something (anything!) and red and kitty also get in a fight because red is taking jackie's side and kitty is taking hyde's! please please please
stumbled across this playlist on spotify, and now it's one of my favorite playlists ever! I'm thinking about updating my zenmasters playlist. do you have any suggestions?
