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which of my former friends would you rather hang out with worst edition

💿:

cons

-racist

-pathological liar

-decisive testimony says she fucked a badminton racket

pros

-interesting to dissect

-always has some out of pocket shit to say

🐝:

cons

-meows to flirt

-said the n word

-future basement dweller core

pros

-silly guy

-fun to talk to (?)

-has really funny moments

📫:

cons

-staged a 7yr old who wanted to fuck him stalking him, dmed me and outr mutual friends on discord as this character sharing sexual fantasies about him. i think he may be a pedophile

-cringe

-inferiority complex centres one random dude. the dude is transient like shifting water

pros:

-actually fun to talk to

-he will bail on any plans but its still fun to organize them

-cool guy if you ignore the other stuff