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The one mountain Wukong doesn’t mind too much being stuck under

Jonawagon…….. save me gay rabid victorian men……..

I love Regis and Geralt as characters cuz they defy society’s expectations of who they’re “supposed to be”.

You’ve got the emotionless, neutral Witcher.

Then there’s the blood-sucking vampire.

The catch: They’re soft, old nerds who are total philosophy whores and the vampire doesn’t drink blood. And the witcher’s a dilf.

I would die for them.

Expectation of Dracula: The vampire is the most interesting character.

Reading Dracula Daily: OMG WHY DIDN'Y ANYONE SAY JONATHAN HARKER WAS FRIEND SHAPED?

Expectations of Moby Dick: It's about a crazy guy named Ahab and a demon whale and it's narrated by some boring rando named Ishmael

Reading Whale Weekly: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY ISHMAEL WAS A SELF-DECLARED DEPRESSED CHAOS GOOSE WHO SHIPS HIMSELF OFF TO SEA SO HE DOESN'T GO AROUND KNOCKING HATS OFF IN POLITE SOCIETY?

di angelos :)