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Peter Pevensie : Irritated
Narnia One-Shot (Modern)
You sighed as you changed the sign on the door of the neighbourhood’s local cafe to “Open” at 7:00am. You headed back behind the counter as your thoughts drifted back to the usual - how much you hated your life. The doorbell rang loud and clear, cutting through your grey, miserable thoughts like a knife. A handsome boy with dirty blonde hair and ocean blue eyes walked in. You observed that he only looked a year older than you.
“Yes.” You said - rather rudely - once he’d reached the counter. “You okay?” He asked, furrowing his eyebrows. “You seem really irritated.” “I’m not irritated!” You said through gritted teeth, wringing out a tea towel as if you were trying to strangle it. ”Don’t lie, your irritated.” “Is it that obvious?” You replied, grimacing slightly. “Kinda,” he said, wincing in what you supposed was an apologetic way. “Sorry, I just had the worst day yesterday.” You sighed, “Anyway, what would you like?” “Just a black coffee and a cinnamon roll please,” he said quickly looking at the board above my head. “What happened?” He asked, referring to your previous comment. “Really? Just that? Nothing else? No specific amount of sugar or milk I need to add in that makes no fucking difference to the overall taste whatsoever?” You asked. “Nope. Anyway, what happened?” He pressed. “You really want to know?” He nodded. “Well, you asked for it,” you sighed, turning around to begin making his beverage. “I just had a really shit day at work. Here and at the fucking restaurant I work in, you know, the big fancy one around the corner? Anyway, the first asshole customer of the day arrived before anyone else - such great way to start the day. He complained for like, five hours that there was just a smidge too much icing on his cake and that his coffee was just that bit too bitter. He was ranting for so long that another customer had arrived before he had finished, so I asked - politely too - if he could move aside so I could take their order, but he refused! And when he finally left, he just stormed out without paying, and no tip! Are you fucking kidding me! Anyway, it continued like that with only around three customers being mildly decent. Then, when my shift here ended, I got a call from a friend who also works at the restaurant round the corner, asking if I could cover her shift because she were ill. I said, yes - why? I have no idea, because it meant I had to miss over half of my two hour break between work here and work there, so I didn't get lunch. Anyway I got there, and of course, it was the same as here. Rich snobs who’ve never lifted a finger in their life complaining without any consideration for anyone else’s peace. One girl, who really fucking pissed me off, returned her meal three times - three fucking times!” “Why?” He said, leaning on the counter, now invested in the story. You scoffed, “You’re gonna love this, the first time because it wasn’t salty. The second because it wasn’t salty enough, and the third, because she had already eaten most of her boyfriend’s fucking food, so she wasn’t hungry enough to eat it! Insane. Eventually, I got home 11:30, only managed to eat a scrap of food for dinner before I passed out on the sofa, only to wake up with forty-five minutes before I have to be here for work, which is 6:20 - an ungodly hour no one should be awake at in my opinion - to spend forty minutes cleaning everything again to remove the nonexistent particles of dust off the table that only the bloody manager can see, and setting everything out to open on time, meaning I haven’t had breakfast. And the worst part of all that, is that you are the only person in the history of this damn cafe who has ever entered this bloody place before 8:15, so we don’t really need to be here before 7:45!” You finished, placing a mug of black coffee and a warm cinnamon roll on a plate hand-painted with flowers on the counter with a satisfying pronounced thud. “You’ve had it bad.” He stated bluntly, looking you in the eyes for a few moments before you both burst out laughing. “What’s your name? I think that after listening to that, I have the right to know.” He said between laughs.
“Y/N, Y/N L/N. What’s yours?” You said after regaining your breath.
“Peter. Peter Pevensie.”
“So what are you doing at this time of the morning Peter?” You inquired, seeing no harm in starting a conversation as no one was likely to appear for another hour or so thank god.
“I’ve started at Oxford and decided I’d find a quiet cafe to get breakfast in before school.”
“Oxford! I’m going there next year to do History and Art. What are you studying?”
“Maths, Medicine and History. Most people think they’re boring subjects but they're the best!” You smiled at his excitement.
“I know! Well, about History anyway - I've always loved it. I did it for GCSE and then for A-Level as well English, French and Art. I’m doing a gap year now to earn a bit of money and I’ll start next year.”
“Nice to already know a future fellow-student,” He smiled. “So when do you work here?”
“7:00am to 14:00 pm, Monday to Saturday, and I work at the restaurant 16:00 to 21:00 on Monday, Wednesday and Friday too but I get breaks during both jobs and obviously there’s a gap in between them.”
We continued talking until unfortunately, he announced he needed to leave.
“See you tomorrow?” He said as he backed towards the door.
“Yeah, see you tomorrow!” You called back. As you lost sight of him around the corner, you smiled to yourself. Somehow, being at the cafe by 6:20 in the morning didn’t seem so unappealing anymore.
The Pevensie's Mode of Transport
Peter :
- a car. He owns a red Mercedes-Benz that he loves. Despite this, Peter does like to walk a lot, as he has great enthusiasm for keeping fit, and he wants to help the environment in any way he can, so he only uses it for journeys longer that take 40 minutes or more. Though he loves his car, he is saving to buy a purely electrical one. You secretly love his the Mercedes ( though you'd never admit it) and have to conceal your smug face when he pulls up by your work looking effortlessly handsome - but you allow a small smirk to cross your face at the priceless looks on the faces of nearby girls as you get in the passenger seat and greet him with a kiss.

Susan :
- the bus. Susan takes the bus everywhere. She knows all the buses near her and their routes, and is always a reliable journey planner guide. She thinks it's easier and simpler, and doesn't see the point of having a car. If the bus is late, she just walks. You share this opinion, and will happily walk down the street dressed to the nines for a date. As long as she's there, you don't mind.
Edmund :
- public transport. Like Susan, Edmund knows all the buses and routes, but not just near him, he knows all the buses in London. It's the same for the tube. He uses the underground almost every day. Edmund does however, own a black Triumph Bonneville, so he can drive you to dates or pick you up in style if you need a lift. He also just thinks it looks cool, which it does.

Lucy :
- a bike. Lucy owns a navy blue bike as it's eco and good exercise. She doesn't have a job as she's still at school, and therefore doesn't need anything else. Like her siblings, Lucy does like to walk as often as she can. You own a bike of the same brand but in black, and it looks cute when you go out riding together.

Edmund One-Shot : Few Smiles
A/N
Though this is set in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, for plot relevance, I'm going by the film ages so Edmund is 12. Also, sorry it's kinda shit...
Y/P – Your Pronoun
"Hey Ed!" you said as he walked into the classroom. Instead of the usual hello, he acted as though you weren't there and sat in the spare seat on the opposite side of the classroom. Your smile dropped as he did so - this wasn't like him. Smiles from him were few and rare recently, but this was different. You hoped you hadn't upset him. You had grown up together after all - your friendship couldn't end when you were 14.
Alas, the day continued in this foreign way. He didn't sit next to you in lessons and acted as though you didn't know each other. Any time you attempted to go near him, let alone speak to him, he immediately walked away.
By the end of the school day, well, it was safe to say that you'd had enough.
***
The corridor was empty, or so Edmund thought. He yanked his locker open and began ramming the contents in his bag, filled with anger. He cursed every Government Worker he knew the name of while fumbling with the straps of his bag.
"Edmund!"
He froze. Slamming the locker closed, he slung his bag over his shoulder. Spinning around, Edmund made to walk down the corridor, away from you.
But you'd had enough. You covered the space between you and him in three long strides, and grabbed his arm, making him turn to face you.
"Hey! Get off me!"
"No!" You cried back. "What is going on Edmund? Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong?" You had tears in your eyes on the last question.
"Nothing's wrong, except that I'm being bugged by an annoying little nobody!" Edmund yelled. As soon as the last word left his lips, his faces morphed into one of horror and regret.
"Oh." You whispered, the tears in your eyes escaping, and trailing a cold, lonely path down your cheeks.
"Y/N, no, I didn't mean-"
"It's okay Edmund, I understand. I'm sorry if I did something wrong." You sniffled, "but, I'll leave you alone now. Bye Eddie Bear."
After the familiar nickname escaped your lips, you turned around and fled the hallway, and Edmund's heart broke upon hearing your sobs fade down the corridor as you ran off, away from his harsh words, away from him.
***
The door of the Pevensie's home slammed shut as the youngest, ebony haired boy stormed into the house. His older brother's head snapped upwards at the abrupt noise, and he exchanged a worried glance with his mother as Edmund ran upstairs.
"I'll go." Peter said, motioning for his mother to stay in the living room.
As he approached him and his brother's room, he heard the unmistakable sound of crying. Sighing, he carefully opened the door, and, receiving no backlash for doing so from his brother, entered the room.
"Ed? Edmund, what's wrong?" Peter asked, concerned for his sibling. He sat on the edge of Edmund's bed.
"Ed? Please tell me what's going on?"
"It's Y/N." Peter's eyes widened at this. Y/N and Edmund has known each other since they were babies.
"Is Y/P hurt, what happened?"
"I did. I-I can't believe I said that to Y/P." Edmund said, his voice breaking.
"Said what?" Peter said softly.
"I called Y/P a nobody..."
"Why?" Peter said, shocked.
"I ignored Y/P for the whole day..." Edmund continued, sobbing.
"Oh Eddie," Peter sighed, pulling his little brother in for a hug. "Why? Y/N's your best friend."
"I guess, I was so upset about dad that I didn't want to talk to anyone in case I was mean. I'm just so angry, and I didn't want to take it out on Y/N..."
"Look," Peter began, " You two have known each other since you were three years old. Anything that you did or said, just explain why, and I'm sure Y/P will understand. Okay?"
"Yeah, thanks Pete."
"Always." Peter replied, rubbing Edmund's shoulder, before his younger sibling abruptly shot up, and ran to the door.
"Where are you going?" the eldest Pevensie yelled.
"To talk to Y/N," he said, running down the hall.
"Good luck!" Was the reply he got, as he bolted out of the door, one thought running through his head.
Please Y/N, please forgive me...
A/N
Part 2?