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Jack:I'm such an idiot.
Spot:
Jack:
Spot:If you're waiting for me to disagree then it's gonna be a long night.
Jack:Come on Spot! Have I ever let you down?
Spot:Do you want me to answer, or should I just glare?
I legit just wrote an entire essay on how much I love Jeremy Jordan. What has my life come to.
Jack: I like your pants.
Crutchie:Thanks! They were 50% off!
Jack:I'd like them 100% off.
Crutchie: The store can't sell free pants.
Jack: No, that's not what I-
Crutchie: That's a terrible way to run a business!
Psychic:*reads my mind*
Me: *thinking* strIKE STRIKE STRIKE!! NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY! ANSWER THE CALL AND DONT DELAY!!!! PROUD AND DEFIANT WE’LL SLAY THE GIANTTTT. JUDGEMENT DAYYYY ISS HEREE!!!!!!!!!! SAAANNNNTTTAAAAAA FEEEEE MY OLD FRIEEENNNNDDDD!!!! I CANT SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE DREAMIN. THOUUGH I KNOW THATS ALLL I SEEM INCLINED TO DO!!! LOUD AND CLEAARRRRR BROOKLYNS HEREEEEEEEE! GO AND LOOK IT UP THE POOR GUYS HEaaDdd IS SPINNNNNNINGGGGG!!!!!!!! AINT IT A FINE LIFE CARRYIN THE BANNER THROUGHHH IT ALLL-
Psychic: *falls out of chair* oh my god.
Davey: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you've lost in your life.
Romeo: Oh wow! You found my childhood innocence! I was looking for that!
Jack: My will to live! I haven't seen that in years!
Spot: I knew I lost my heart somewhere!
Crutchie: Could you guys lighten up a little?
Race:....All of my homework.
Started my year off right😂
Crutchie: Jack, are you okay?
Jack: Yeah.....why?
Crutchie: You asked the cashier at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo worked on emotions.
Soo apparently I’m going to be apart of a mini production of newsies????
They’re casting me as an ensemble member but still???
I’m shook??????
Les: Jack can I have a soda?
Jack: Did you ask Davey?
Les: Yeah....
Jack: What did he say?
Les: He said no..
Jack: Then why are you asking me?
Les: Because he’s not the boss of you
Jack: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a trap.
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My mom: why can you remember the entire Newsies script but not remember to wash the dishes??
Me: what do you think I’m doing when I’m supposed to wash the dishes?
I think about the e fact that Christian Bale, the Dark Knight himself, was a singing and dancing newsboy pretty much daily