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Jack:I'm such an idiot.
Spot:
Jack:
Spot:If you're waiting for me to disagree then it's gonna be a long night.
Spot:I hate people.
Race:But...
Spot:....I hate most people.
Crutchie:What's your biggest weakness,Race?
Race:I'm uncooperative.
Crutchie:Give me an example.
Race:No.
Jack:Come on Spot! Have I ever let you down?
Spot:Do you want me to answer, or should I just glare?
Race:I've got this completely under control!
Crutchie:Is that why everything is on fire?
Race:Spot, wanna see how hard core I am?
(Punches wall)
Race:*clutching fist* Take me to the hospital.
Race:spot is like an ocean.
Crutchie:Because he's beautiful?
Race:He's too salty.
Me: *opens mouth*
Friends: Stop! We know! You love Newsies and it is coming to Netflix in September and your super excited. Chill.
Me: *closes mouth*
Jack: I like your pants.
Crutchie:Thanks! They were 50% off!
Jack:I'd like them 100% off.
Crutchie: The store can't sell free pants.
Jack: No, that's not what I-
Crutchie: That's a terrible way to run a business!
Psychic:*reads my mind*
Me: *thinking* strIKE STRIKE STRIKE!! NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY! ANSWER THE CALL AND DONT DELAY!!!! PROUD AND DEFIANT WE’LL SLAY THE GIANTTTT. JUDGEMENT DAYYYY ISS HEREE!!!!!!!!!! SAAANNNNTTTAAAAAA FEEEEE MY OLD FRIEEENNNNDDDD!!!! I CANT SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE DREAMIN. THOUUGH I KNOW THATS ALLL I SEEM INCLINED TO DO!!! LOUD AND CLEAARRRRR BROOKLYNS HEREEEEEEEE! GO AND LOOK IT UP THE POOR GUYS HEaaDdd IS SPINNNNNNINGGGGG!!!!!!!! AINT IT A FINE LIFE CARRYIN THE BANNER THROUGHHH IT ALLL-
Psychic: *falls out of chair* oh my god.
Davey: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you've lost in your life.
Romeo: Oh wow! You found my childhood innocence! I was looking for that!
Jack: My will to live! I haven't seen that in years!
Spot: I knew I lost my heart somewhere!
Crutchie: Could you guys lighten up a little?
Race:....All of my homework.
Race: *to spot* Your probably one of the most beautiful people in the world and you don't even know it.
Spot: Oh no. I know it.
Davey: Spot I have to ask you to please be respectful.
Spot: And I have to politely decline.
“I love sarcasm, it’s like punching people in the face. Except with words”
-Spot Conlon
Crutchie: Jack, are you okay?
Jack: Yeah.....why?
Crutchie: You asked the cashier at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo worked on emotions.
Les: Jack can I have a soda?
Jack: Did you ask Davey?
Les: Yeah....
Jack: What did he say?
Les: He said no..
Jack: Then why are you asking me?
Les: Because he’s not the boss of you
Jack: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a trap.
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Me: what do you think I’m doing when I’m supposed to wash the dishes?