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1 year ago
I Hate Starlings. Yeah I Said It. I Love Birds But Those Little Shitlings Can Piss Off, I Say. When Looking
I Hate Starlings. Yeah I Said It. I Love Birds But Those Little Shitlings Can Piss Off, I Say. When Looking

I hate starlings. yeah I said it. I love birds but those little shitlings can piss off, I say. when looking into them i discovered the story of eugene schieffelin. the man who introduced these horrid birds to north america, and the fifth issue of blugg dives right into the story.

did north america really get the starling because some dude was a big william shakespeare fan?


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1 year ago
Does Anyone Have Any Suggestions?

does anyone have any suggestions?

a snippet from issue 1 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Ugh I Dont Even Want To Talk About The Sixth Issue Of Blugg All I Have To Say Is I Really Didnt Mean
Ugh I Dont Even Want To Talk About The Sixth Issue Of Blugg All I Have To Say Is I Really Didnt Mean

ugh I don’t even want to talk about the sixth issue of blugg… all I have to say is I really didn’t mean to have 2 issues feature piss in the main story.


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1 year ago
Im So Sorry Maggot. (Im Not Sorry)

I’m so sorry Maggot. (I’m not sorry)

a snippet from issue 5 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Oh No, What Does It Say? What Does Any Of It Mean? Thats What You Might Be Thinking. Well, I Can Tell
Oh No, What Does It Say? What Does Any Of It Mean? Thats What You Might Be Thinking. Well, I Can Tell

oh no, what does it say? what does any of it mean? that’s what you might be thinking. well, I can tell you it’s not worth trying to figure out. the seventh issue of blugg is a mystery…


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1 year ago
Its True. I Asked God Myself.

It’s true. I asked god myself.

a snippet from issue 7 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Earth Or Jupiter? You Decide. And Yes There Is A Wrong Answer.
Earth Or Jupiter? You Decide. And Yes There Is A Wrong Answer.

earth or jupiter? you decide. and yes there is a wrong answer.

issue eight of the blugg newspaper

should I have posted this on actual earth day instead of six days later? probably. but I wanted to post in chronological order :(


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1 year ago
As Stated Above: My Love. My Sweet. Thank You.

as stated above: My love. My sweet. Thank you.

a snippet from issue 3 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
I Hope One Day A Can Shake Als Hand.

I hope one day a can shake Al’s hand.

a snippet from issue 6 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
No Lawns! No Lawns! No Lawns!

no lawns! no lawns! no lawns!

a snippet from issue 6 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Ive Seen It Happen With My Own Two Eyes

I’ve seen it happen with my own two eyes

a snippet from issue 5 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Get In The Tub Babe Its Time To Forest Bathe

get in the tub babe it’s time to forest bathe

a snippet from issue 8 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Thank You

thank you

I can’t believe it’s already been a year since the first 8 issues of blugg were created. I just want to say thank you to everyone who has liked and reblogged the blugg posts recently. it means a lot to me. if you actually want to read any of the newspapers, you can do so here. (the link goes to a free substack)

also, if you’re interested, I made a video last year after I completed the first set of papers, so if you want to check that out, I’ll post it below. there’s not much info about the blugg newspaper in the video. it was really just a way to celebrate that I actually completed a creative project :,) but it’s there if you want to watch.

again, thank you to everyone who liked the posts, and I will be back tomorrow with… a new issue of the blugg newspaper..?


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1 year ago
ITS THE SECOND COMING OF THE BLUGG NEWSPAPER!

IT’S THE SECOND COMING OF THE BLUGG NEWSPAPER!

yes, it’s back. the blugg newspaper is back for (hopefully) another 26 issues. that’s twenty-six weeks—six months—of the most trustworthy information available to you. each issue’s main story will correspond with a letter of the alphabet. if that sounds familiar to you, that’s because blugg will be following the rules of the alphabet superset. starting with the newest issue that just happens to feature the alphabet superset and how it was failed. 

yes, just a month after the original alphabet superset ended, blugg will finally be participating. took whoever is in charge long enough to realize that they should’ve just continued the newspaper for the original alphabet superset… but let’s not spoil anything. if you want to know more, go ahead and check out issue 9 of the blugg newspaper.

for all the future issues I won’t be posting the full design here—only the mockup—but if you really want to see it or actually read the paper, I’ll link the (free) substack in every post. 


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1 year ago
Please Help My I Cant Get Them Off

please help my I can’t get them off

a snippet from issue 2 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Does Anyone Else Sometimes Panic When You Realize Youre Wearing Socks?

does anyone else sometimes panic when you realize you’re wearing socks?

a snippet from issue 9 of the blugg newspaper


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1 year ago
Its Funny Because Im The Proofreader

it’s funny because I’m the proofreader

a snippet from issue 9 of the blugg newspaper


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