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Conversations With Peter Parker

Kitchen Conversations

**Rating: Mature/Warning (innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff**

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You: Peter, is something the matter? You've been staring at that box of granola in your hand for five minutes.

Peter: I'm reading the list of ingredients.

You: It's granola; how complicated can it be?

Peter: I don't know, but I don't see it listed so it must not be in here.

You: ????

Peter: I sit across from you every morning watching you eat a bowl of granola for breakfast and every morning you get prettier and prettier.

You: That's so sweet, Peter.

Peter: Are you blushing?

You: No!

Peter: I believe I'll have to test my hypothesis.

...to be continued....