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Started: 6/4/23 Updated: 9/23/23
Works (Series, Conversations, Songs) are primarily TASM/Peter Parker related but one never knows...
I post about a variety of interests, thoughts, and sometimes write a little. The world is fascinating and so are people. Learn, live, love, laugh, and if you can do it: levitate.
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Conversations With Peter Parker
Laundry Room Conversations (Conclusion)
**Rating: Mature/Warning: Innuendo**
You: I don't think I can walk; my legs are still weak.
Peter: I got you, I got you. I'll carry you. That last load was...I mean that last loud one was so...
You (interrupting): Peter Parker! You make one more steamy laundry—[kissing]…and…and...
Peter: And what? I was talking about how hot that last...I mean...I mean how...how about I take you…um…lingerie shopping?
You: That sounds perfect Peter. Same time next week?
Turn On Those Sad Songs
Elton got it right didn't he? As many artists who did and do help us get through those tough times. I've got an upcoming week that is one of those bittersweet scenarios that life presents and then I'm turning on those sad songs and letting the memories wash over me like a wave. The eyes may sting a bit, but that is how I know I'm alive.
Before I attend to my nonfictional life, I'm going to queue up some lighter fare on the TASM blog and later I suspect the angst will pour out like a cathartic thunderstorm that grows the grass green and leaves the sky blue. Life isn't always wonderful but it's a wonderful life.
Communication….
Conversations With Peter Parker
Kitchen Conversations (continued, page 3)
**Rating: Mature/Warning (Innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff.**
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Peter: Can I help with anything for dinner? I'm pretty handy you know.
You: Handsy you mean.
Peter: Well, when you put it like that...don't mind if I do...
You: You realize you're talking to someone holding a knife right now?
Peter: My weakness isn’t really small knives. My weakness is you.
You: Peter, you're going to make me cry.
Peter: It's probably the onion you're chopping.
You: With a sharp knife, which is why your hands shouldn't be under my t-shir--
Peter: [smirking]
You: I guess you could say I have my own weak...[moans]...weaknesses.
Peter: Yeah? What about this one right here?
You: Shut up and kiss me.
(...to be continued...)
A fun one to write. Can't decide on the next room but I have thoughts about that....
Conversations with Peter Parker
Kitchen Conversations (conclusion)
**Rating: Mature/Warning (innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff**
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You: Peter, you never answered my question.
Peter: The answer is five. I counted three this morning and before dinner you ca--
You: Peter! I know exactly how many times I...nevermind...stop distracting me! Those big brown eyes making me...
Peter: Whaaaat?
You: My question, Peter. What were you talking about with the granola box this morning? About the missing ingredient?
Peter: Oh that... you've heard of the concept of umami? The taste of glutamates and the sensation of savory in cooking?
You: Yes, I'm familiar with it...wh-what are you doing?
Peter: There was a little bit of sauce on your cheek, just making sure you didn't spill more anywhere else....aww, you're blushing again.
You: Peter? Umami?
Peter: Oh, yeah, right...so I think about you all the time. About us all the time. H-how you make me feel, how I miss you when you're away. You make me want to savor what we share, to enjoy the delicious memories we make together, and this morning at breakfast was when I realized--
You: [interrupting, emotional] Peter, that's the loveliest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Peter: The missing ingredient? It’s Youmami. You make everything better.
You: I love you so much, Peter...and you do know that those words aren't pronounced the same?
Peter: While I'm nibbling on your ear that is what you're thinking about?
You: No, actually....I'm thinking...seven.
Peter: Seven is a wonderful number. I'm feeling pretty hungry right now.
You: Me, too....
Peter: Mmmm. So tasty.
END
Conversations With Peter Parker
Kitchen Conversations
**Rating: Mature/Warning (innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff**
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You: Peter, is something the matter? You've been staring at that box of granola in your hand for five minutes.
Peter: I'm reading the list of ingredients.
You: It's granola; how complicated can it be?
Peter: I don't know, but I don't see it listed so it must not be in here.
You: ????
Peter: I sit across from you every morning watching you eat a bowl of granola for breakfast and every morning you get prettier and prettier.
You: That's so sweet, Peter.
Peter: Are you blushing?
You: No!
Peter: I believe I'll have to test my hypothesis.
...to be continued....
I have five or six WIPs and it's so hot they've dehydrated. Really ought to give them (or at least one or two) some nourishment this week. Been pretty busy w/work and also a lot of authors have put out some really great works lately so I've been enjoying their stories!