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A fun one to write. Can't decide on the next room but I have thoughts about that....

Conversations with Peter Parker

Kitchen Conversations (conclusion)

**Rating: Mature/Warning (innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff**

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You: Peter, you never answered my question.

Peter: The answer is five. I counted three this morning and before dinner you ca--

You: Peter! I know exactly how many times I...nevermind...stop distracting me! Those big brown eyes making me...

Peter: Whaaaat?

You: My question, Peter. What were you talking about with the granola box this morning? About the missing ingredient?

Peter: Oh that... you've heard of the concept of umami? The taste of glutamates and the sensation of savory in cooking?

You: Yes, I'm familiar with it...wh-what are you doing?

Peter: There was a little bit of sauce on your cheek, just making sure you didn't spill more anywhere else....aww, you're blushing again.

You: Peter? Umami?

Peter: Oh, yeah, right...so I think about you all the time. About us all the time. H-how you make me feel, how I miss you when you're away. You make me want to savor what we share, to enjoy the delicious memories we make together, and this morning at breakfast was when I realized--

You: [interrupting, emotional] Peter, that's the loveliest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Peter: The missing ingredient? It’s Youmami. You make everything better.

You: I love you so much, Peter...and you do know that those words aren't pronounced the same?

Peter: While I'm nibbling on your ear that is what you're thinking about?

You: No, actually....I'm thinking...seven.

Peter: Seven is a wonderful number. I'm feeling pretty hungry right now.

You: Me, too....

Peter: Mmmm. So tasty.

END

Conversations With Peter Parker

Kitchen Conversations

**Rating: Mature/Warning (innuendo) Pure fluffy fluff**

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You: Peter, is something the matter? You've been staring at that box of granola in your hand for five minutes.

Peter: I'm reading the list of ingredients.

You: It's granola; how complicated can it be?

Peter: I don't know, but I don't see it listed so it must not be in here.

You: ????

Peter: I sit across from you every morning watching you eat a bowl of granola for breakfast and every morning you get prettier and prettier.

You: That's so sweet, Peter.

Peter: Are you blushing?

You: No!

Peter: I believe I'll have to test my hypothesis.

...to be continued....