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1 year ago

Everyone lives au where after the war Commander Fox gets arrested for killing Chancellor Palpatine, who never did anything wrong in his life, ever. Fox pleads guilty and requests execution.

Unfortunately for him, the entire Coruscant Guard has been planing for this (along with other possible scenarios) for years. They’ve put together a legal team of clones who got online degrees in law, whose main defense is that government property can’t be convicted of murder. The Republic’s reps claim that Fox is a person and therefore absolutely can do murder, so they whip out a dictionary and read the definition for slavery.

The trial gets derailed by all the accusations leveled at the government, which are all true. Mountains of evidence are brought in, literly. Several large filing cabinets are dragged into the room filled to the brim with tax statements, photos, documents, contracts ect exposing not only the deep corruption through the entire senate, but also provides enough information to jail at least half the senate.

It’s broadcast on live tv and is the most watched event in history.

Fox keeps trying to get the death sentence. He has no intention of actually dying tho (he plans to fake it and retire to run a crew of con artists and steal from the ultra wealthy.) Fox confesses to murdering multiple people, but each time evidence places him far away from the scene of the crime, usually because Fox himself planted that evidence and now his extreme competence is biting him in the ass.

The fact that Palpatine was a Sith Lord, was planing on taking over the republic, working with the separatists, and that he started the war are not brought up at all. All crimes brought up are things like grooming children or embezzlement.


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2 years ago
More Kanan Jarrus As A Jedi Master AUAlso He Will Still Use His Real Name Caleb Dume, And Only Switch
More Kanan Jarrus As A Jedi Master AUAlso He Will Still Use His Real Name Caleb Dume, And Only Switch

more Kanan Jarrus as a Jedi Master AU Also he will still use his real name Caleb Dume, and only switch to Kanan when he has to go undercover (cus there's no Order 66 so our boi can live w his real name YvY)


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1 year ago

Post War Clone Careers

Some of them bc I’m full of ideas:

Up first, personal trainer

While they may not know much, they know how to stay fit and mostly healthy. Many who are very sociable and extroverted take up this career as a chance to help others better themselves

Some of these clones, while not personal trainers, have taken to vlogs of their workout routines.

Many started this to keep up a challenge with brothers but it ended up becoming for everyone

Different type of clones posted different workouts and routines for their speciality

Stuntmen:

You’re perfectly training for fighting and taking a hit. Stuntman is the way to go for some of the more adrenaline junkie clones that gave up fighting but wanted action

While they don’t stunt double often, when a character is faceless and in need of some badass moves, a clone is the way to go

They became quite popular with many directors wanting their expertise and experience not only on the stunts but also the realism of some plot points

One clone even managed to become a stunt coordinator and worked with many famous directors

Another clone took to vlogging bts of his days and how stunts were done

Many of the Scuba Battalion worked in Aquariums or Scuba tours on different planets. Though most stayed with the Jedi and worked on escorts on water worlds

Vlogging:

While most clones used vlogging to record for their brothers while building a new life, some were able to do it full time

A group of the Coruscant Guard were forced to retire after the war and had to look for work. These four decided to live together in an apartment

One, Jax, wanted to film his journey building his life. He looked for jobs, made dinner, bonded with his brothers, etc

He gained lots of support and his roommates were happy to be filmed.

There was Jax, Marker, Deadshot, and Sunshine. Jax remained the main clone but all were featured and were able to find jobs and Jax pursued vlogging and ended up streaming as well

Another Coruscant Guard was still in active duty, Runt (an exotic breed of massiff) and Trigger were the main focus

Since they were active, they mostly did fun trick videos and information

Once a week they post two videos. One of funny moments of Runt either interacting with civvies or being his dorky huge self. And another of chase moments, petty theives, small time tracking, and crowd control. These are voiced over and the commands for Runt are edited out

In the Scuba Battalion, a trooper named Jellee who’s still active, records different water worlds and his surroundings. Often providing information of the species he sees through his audio. Other troopers wave and help record.

He has a collection of pretty rocks and sea glass

Food!:

The troopers never got real food in the army so they try all different sorts when they can

Three troopers, Seville, Mort, and Risk, document their new experiences

Whether they end up eating the whole meal or gaggin halfway through, their goal is to try every for and flavor combination!

From pickled meats, exotic fruits, animal guts, odd pastries, or the finest of sweet treats

Once they get popular and do it full time, many fans send them foods to try, ranging from recipes to snacks

The trio will also go on trips to different planets and learn to make the food

They end up getting to spend a week trying food on Mandalorian with some of the Royal chefs

They have to take public transport for the first time and vlog the whole experience

‘How bad could it be?’

The transport is 5 hours late, and they left after three (the trip was supposed to be at 10 pm)

They go ‘we can fly our own damn plane!’ And borrow one from the jedi and fly themselves

Turns out the spice tolerance is genetically transferred and they are able to enjoy all the spice!


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