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11 months ago
Garlic is a town in Italy. This is because garlic was actually imported by aliens into the town of Garlic, who used the garlic to make garlic bread. The aliens are also collectively known as the Garlic. My name is also Garlic by strange coincidence. There’s a ritual I often take where once a year I will go to Garlic from some garlic bread. I call this ritual Garlic.
So I, Garlic, garlic to Garlic to purchase Garlic-Garlic garlic bread, with extra garlic, as both the Garlic and the Garlic could use the extra funds to trade their Garlic-Garlic garlic bread..
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it’s actually quite rude that we don’t acknowledge the role of the Garlic in the global economy
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i don't even know
get your Garlic-Garlic garlic bread today!
linguist humor
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I’m not even sure if this makes sense
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this post spiraled with me thinking the random phrase
Garlic is a place in Italy
and then I was like
isn’t it funny how sometimes you can fit one word into a sentence way too many times?
and now I have this