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The Wishing Well Wish
Matt makes a wish to become Taylor Swift's boyfriend and ends up turning into her actual boyfriend, Travis Kelce, leading to a series of unexpected events.
Matt, a seemingly ordinary man with short blonde hair, stumbled upon an old wishing well in the park. Inspired by a sudden whim, he decided to make a wish.
He had been nursing a secret crush on Taylor Swift and, in a moment of fantasy, wished to become her boyfriend. Chuckling at his whimsical wish, he left the well and headed home.
As Matt walked home, he felt his clothes growing tight, and his muscles expanding. He arrived home, and when he looked in the mirror, he couldn't believe his eyes.
He had transformed into Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift's current boyfriend! Overwhelmed by the bizarre turn of events, he fell asleep.
When he woke up, he found himself in a lavish bedroom, clad in just his underwear. Beside him, Taylor Swift was sleeping peacefully.
Taylor woke up, kissed him, and left to create more music. Meanwhile, Travis had to attend football practice, a concept completely alien to Matt.
At the football field, he worried about ruining Travis's life as he had never played football before. He geared up, feeling awkward in the unfamiliar attire
But once he was geared up, something clicked. He played flawlessly, as if he had been playing football his whole life. And surprisingly, he was enjoying it.
After practice, he went back to the locker room for a shower. He looked over his new body in the mirror and, surprisingly, felt content.
He returned home to find Taylor waiting for him. He finally felt like he was living his dream. He was Taylor Swift's boyfriend, living as Travis Kelce.
The new life was not without its challenges, but he was happy and deeply in love with Taylor.
Matt, now Travis, looked back at the day he made that wish at the old wishing well. Little did he know, his life was about to change in unimaginable ways.
my biggest ones are ‘sitting on your chair criss-cross applesauce,’ ‘sitting on the floor criss-cross applesauce,’ and, ofc, ‘sitting on the table lying super dramatic’
however, i am sure i have sat in all positions on the chart at some point in my 15 years of queer life
gays can’t sit in chairs alignment chart
art 6/11/24
Hes nOT!! gay
Petition for men to dress like it's the 80s again
I mean crop tops btw
So here's my OC red, he loves men wearing crop tops- I mean being a man that wears crop tops ???
Uh yeah u should draw ur ocs in crop tops too he'd appreciate not being alone in serving looks 🙄
; Batman isn't gay y'all. Batman is Batman, he says it like all the time
Is batman gay? /@i-send-you-random-asks
is anybody?
tommy: "bro why we always in the same room sharing a woman"
glenn: "idk bro i guess we love being together"
tommy: "yeah bro"
glenn: "doesnt that make us gay bro"
tommy: "no bro, the WOMAN-"
This was a product of a 4AM convo with @purplesmoke72 when we discussed Tommy and Glenn dating Linda Blair at the same time and waking up together in bed with a stripper.