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Thinking now about Dirk loving puppets because Alpha Rose lets Alpha Dave know his interests so Alpha Dave contacts the Jim Henson company so that baby Dirk sees him acting alongside Muppets for his PBS style educational videos. Alpha Dave also putting together a "making of" for when Dirk is older showing how even he had trouble remembering the Muppets were actually puppets and not costars, showing little bloopers of this adult man trying so desperately to put together a curriculum for the apocalypse. One tape has Elmo doing the lil "Elmo loves you, Dirk! :D" and then it's revealed that it's the only Muppet voice Alpha Dave could get right so that's him saying that. No one fucking look at me
based off of true story lol
When sdv Bachelors Give You Flowers
Alex
You guys would go for a picnic in a wide open field full of wildflowers. He’d run around the like a giant puppy playing catch with you. At one point you would tackle him to the ground and you guys would lay side by side catching your breath and he’d take a flower and slip it behind your ear.
He’d often tell you you’re as perfect and gorgeous as a flower but so much stronger and even more stunning
He’d bring you back flowers from jogs and from flower beds that were victims to his grid ball
Granny Evelyn would help Alex pick out flowers for you. She’d give him flowers straight from her garden. George would nod in approval and recount the days when he would buy Evelyn flowers. Granny Ev would then smack George on the head and demand to know why he stopped.
Elliot
He’s more of a classic rose guy
He goes all out with bouquets with the meaning of the type and colours of flowers
He always writes a poem to go with his bouquet
He remember the exact flower bouquet you’ve given him for all occasions and often gets them for you as a memorial
He’d press and dry flowers to save them
Harvey
He’d leave flowers by your bed side
He’d keep it smol and simple but once or twice every week he’d get you flowers
He’d always worry about wether or not you’d like the flowers and Maru (as always) would be his hype girl
Sam
He always tells you if it weren’t for his allergies he’d buy you a whole field of flowers
Sometimes he’s so determined to get you flowers he’ll have someone drop them off or deliver them for him
He’ll get you lil succulents tho <3
He’d joke about how you’re the only flower he’s not allergic besides he thinks you’re prettier than one anyway
Sebastian
You’ll often find him sitting by the lake or by a window looking out at the scenery twirling the flower in his hand. He gets unsure and embarrassed when giving you flowers
He knows his flower language surprisingly well and picks his flowers with intention. He uses them to express feelings and say things he has a harder time telling you.
He always gets you a bouquet for the flower dance it’s prom night but so much better every year you go together
You guys send flowers down the stream and race them to see which one will reach a point quicker
Shane
He knows how to braid flowers into your hair because of Jas
He makes mini flower crowns for the chickens (the chickens eat the flower crowns)
Jas also get’s you flowers and he often complains that she likes you more than him
He always makes sure to get you flowers as an apology or a bribe to watch the game with him
Thorin Oakenshield ❌
Thorin Oakenbarrel ✅
Sorry, not sorry 🤣 He's the cutest...
Some people stumble over their words or get butterflies around their crush. Your fave gets uncontrollably gassy. Needless to say, you end up being the first person to accept them, even nicknaming their little quirk ‘love toots.’ You can still cause the occasional fart frenzy years into the relationship.