Some People Stumble Over Their Words Or Get Butterflies Around Their Crush. Your Fave Gets Uncontrollably

Some people stumble over their words or get butterflies around their crush. Your fave gets uncontrollably gassy. Needless to say, you end up being the first person to accept them, even nicknaming their little quirk ‘love toots.’ You can still cause the occasional fart frenzy years into the relationship.

I've said this before but I think it's worth mentioning again - heat vision farts? like 👀

imagine having the ability to see heat signatures. there's no chance of anyone being able to sneak out a fart if you're able to see the plume of hot gas that escapes them. bubbly, muffled farts trapped in jeans would bloom heat all across their ass in a muggy cloud, while searing, airy farts would jet out of them in a rush. maybe someone gets up from a seat and usually there wouldn't be much residual heat from where they sat, but you can spot a particularly warm spot where all their gas was concentrated in the fabric. maybe you pass someone who is still lingering in a warm cloud while they're on their phone, casual as anything. you know?? 😵‍💫

I dunno I just wanted to try some choppy brap animation

I decided to finally start posting for myself on this lurker blog. Let's see if anyone else likes my fart-based thoughts...

I've been thinking a lot about centaur gas specifically. Horses are already some of the gassiest creatures we've got in our own world. It makes sense that centaurs, who have the digestive systems of both humans and horses, would be walking gas factories as well.

In a world where centaurs are a legitimate population, their gassiness is probably well-known and joked about. "Don't stand behind a centaur" is just as much of a warning about getting hit by a hot blast of horse gas as it is by one of their hooves. Any non-centaur dating a centaur is told, "Hey, at least you've got someone to blame your farts on."

Of course, that means that anyone into farts would be living their best life if they find a big, sweet centaur to love~