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You cannot convince me that when Jon Martin and Jonah inevitably regain consciousness/sentience in the computer, this won’t happen:

My man will be venting to anyone that listens. And then Collin’s got a whole new problem

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The first panel shows a cartoon of Sam wearing a white shirt with red tie, dress pants cut off at his ankles, showing on his right leg socks, and on his left his prosthetic leg, sitting at his desk looking confused while gesturing at the computer that you can not see the screen of. Behind him standing with one hand on his chair and the other holding a mug that says “I ❤️ your mother” is alice with a neutral expression, wearing a pink skirt, bulbasore socks, jeans, and a blue hoodie over a shirt with the cover of will wood’s “the normal album” on it.

SAM: Alice, does Augustus ever… rant?

ALICE: yeah, he’s started doing that lately.

In the second panel you see the screen of sams computer. On the screen there is an old Jonah Magnus enraged, with one leg off the ground. With one hand he is gesturing angrily and in the other, he is holding a mug with the logo of the Magnus institute on it. He has grey hair with a single streak of ginger, and is wearing glasses and an eye earrings. He is wearing a mr bonzo shirt ander a pink bathrobe, with white pyjama pants with red hearts on it, and has bunny slippers on. Behind him is an audio file tab playing, and several tabs that say “.J02 error. You cannot close this tab”. Where the retry button should be, there is a single button that says “you cannot close this tab. Shut up and let me rant”.

JONAH: I used to be a fucking demigod. A DEMIGOD. YOU HEAR ME??! I spent 200 FUCKING years planing it, I WON. Do you know what I did for this?! I killed my ex-husband for this shit! But NOooO, one UGLY insomniac little SHIT with a knife and I’m GONE. And all because he’s the eye’s shiny new thing. ‘The ceaseless watcher’s special little FUCKING BOY’.”

JON(unseen): oh my god, no one fucking cares.