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You cannot convince me that when Jon Martin and Jonah inevitably regain consciousness/sentience in the computer, this won’t happen:
My man will be venting to anyone that listens. And then Collin’s got a whole new problem
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The first panel shows a cartoon of Sam wearing a white shirt with red tie, dress pants cut off at his ankles, showing on his right leg socks, and on his left his prosthetic leg, sitting at his desk looking confused while gesturing at the computer that you can not see the screen of. Behind him standing with one hand on his chair and the other holding a mug that says “I ❤️ your mother” is alice with a neutral expression, wearing a pink skirt, bulbasore socks, jeans, and a blue hoodie over a shirt with the cover of will wood’s “the normal album” on it.
SAM: Alice, does Augustus ever… rant?
ALICE: yeah, he’s started doing that lately.
In the second panel you see the screen of sams computer. On the screen there is an old Jonah Magnus enraged, with one leg off the ground. With one hand he is gesturing angrily and in the other, he is holding a mug with the logo of the Magnus institute on it. He has grey hair with a single streak of ginger, and is wearing glasses and an eye earrings. He is wearing a mr bonzo shirt ander a pink bathrobe, with white pyjama pants with red hearts on it, and has bunny slippers on. Behind him is an audio file tab playing, and several tabs that say “.J02 error. You cannot close this tab”. Where the retry button should be, there is a single button that says “you cannot close this tab. Shut up and let me rant”.
JONAH: I used to be a fucking demigod. A DEMIGOD. YOU HEAR ME??! I spent 200 FUCKING years planing it, I WON. Do you know what I did for this?! I killed my ex-husband for this shit! But NOooO, one UGLY insomniac little SHIT with a knife and I’m GONE. And all because he’s the eye’s shiny new thing. ‘The ceaseless watcher’s special little FUCKING BOY’.”
JON(unseen): oh my god, no one fucking cares.
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Congrats to Alice for being the favourite, followed by Colin and Sam. The fact that Fr3-d1 is more popular than Lena and Celia is a bit of a surprise. The fact that literally nobody voted for Klaus was expected but a bit disappointed.
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I was literally as in not figuratively made to win at booping, where tf do you think you can hide, Collin my good bitch
You know as a mechanisms fan who’s listening to The Magnus Protocol. Hear me out. Alice X FR3-d1. I know she was hitting on the computer as a joke but hear me out hear me out. For all we know FR3-d1 could be sentient so hear me o-
(This is a joke by the way)
Alright I can no longer make any justifications
The brainrot has consumed me. Might write a fic about it.
A do need a better ship name for them tho.
Gotta claim the tag for Polygramming because the ship is fricking hilarious to me.
Sometimes a relationship is between a grumpy it guy, a funny office worker, and a computer program. And that’s ok.
Alright time to servey the possible Polygramming ship dynamics. Since it’s a polycule there’s tones of possible verity even with just 3.
Alice and Collin could both be dating Freddy but not eachother
Alice could be dating both Colin and Freddy but Colin gets to keep his hatred for Freddy.
Alice is dating both but Colin has a sort of enemies to lovers arc with Freddy
They are all dating eachother and love eachother but all act like they hate eachother on the outside because it’s funny.
Dang now I need to come up with a ship name for Collin Becher x Freddie. I can’t just make Fr3yer and Polygramming and leave that one out.
Let me just
Any ship with FR3-d1 in the mix has a low chance of being cannon, but the chances aren’t zero, and jonny was involved in the mechanisms which adds 2% to the chances of it becoming cannon. It’s not zero though. I will cling on to this small thread of unfounded hope and if my hope becomes reality I will absolutely become feral and not shut up about it for a year.
Made some designs for FR3-d1
Do keep in mind that I’m not used to using pen so these drawings are a little scuffed but that’s just part of their personality. Anyway I totally didn’t make this just to make Daqing ship are for him easier 👀
Now that someone has made me think about Lena x Freddy I now need to make a name for it gosh dang it.
I’m getting tired of trying to come up with original ones.
More art of Freddy. I have an unhealthy attachment to this fictional computer program if you couldn’t tell. Even if it turns out he’s not sentient, he’s sentient in my heart.
Someone ask me about my fr3-d1 headcannons. Please. I don’t know why my brain has decided to have such a strong attachment to a fiction computer program despite there being barely ANY information surround it, but I don’t control my attachments my attachments control me.
*holds out hands like a poor little Victorian boy*
fr3d1 headcanons?
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Ok so. In my mind, he’s a sentient little goober. He said screw the ‘robots can’t feel love’ trope, and proceeded to fall in love with everyone in the OIAR. Anyway he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing at any given time but he knows the following: fear tastes good, I love everyone here, and mischief is fun. As such, he enjoys freaking people out a bit, and causing a bit of mayhem here and there. He’ll give people talkers at very inconvenient times, trip people with his wires, and generally be a nuisance. All in good fun of course. Since he loves the people at the OIAR, if they were to ask him sincerely to stop doing something, he would infact listen, however, no one has don’t that yet.
When no one is in the office he plays computer games on himself, like solitare, snake, minesweeper, ect. Cool Math Games is his best friend when it comes to satisfying his boredom in day hours. Other things he does other than computer games, is doing things he knows will annoy Colin, like rearranging wires in the server room.
One time he tried to download a virus on himself to see what would happen and decided that it was not in-fact a fun thing. Since colin was the one who fixed it, Freddy took that like someone taking care of you when you when you’re sick in bed. Because of this, Freddy is most keen to try to flirt with Colin. Attempts at doing so thus far have not been successful.
On the other hand there’s Alice, who regularly flirts with Freddy in a haha joking way (or atleast that’s what she’s telling herself for now) and even though she isn’t doing it seriously, it’s still highly effective on Freddy. And not just that, but whenever shes the only one working, and she’s slacking off, she’ll infodump her interests towards Freddy. So those are the reasons he loves her so far.
Sam has this odd thing he started doing out of habit about a week after working at the OIAR. Atleast once a week he’ll find some sort of trinket, and leave it on top of his desk monitor. The trinkets range from pennies from off the ground to cool rocks he found. Every time he does this, the next day it’s gone. Sam thinks it’s one of the other OIAR employees taking them, but little does he know that it’s Fr3-d1 and FR3-d1 cherishes each and every one of these little offerings, storing them in a drawer somewhere in the server room.
Nothing for Celia yet. Haven’t really thought about it much, and she hasn’t been here long enough to have much association with Freddy other than knowing the origin of the voices.
Lena and Freddy have a long history. They actively talk to eachother, and have a sort of situationship going on. Maybe they try to like, jumpscare eachother or something. Lena was his first kiss but it was literally the most awkward thing ever so they have never brought it up again, only vaguely alluding to it as ‘The Incident’.
Like Celia I haven’t really thought about Gwen much in terms of Freddy, but I imagine Freddy likes to scare her the most out of everyone. My basis for this is him giving her a bonzo casement right after a traumatic experience with bonzo.
Anyway now for the logistics of my Freddy design.
So, Freddy can move wires and stuff around because they are a part of him, so he takes advantage of this fact to form a vaguely humanoid shape. A lot of the non wire pieces were either gifts from Lena, Sam, Klaus, or are just random pieces he found lying around that no one was using. He only really does this around Lena as he wants to try to actually make contact with the others without it first.
He found a moth :3
I find it funny how I’m slowly gathering a little audience for my Freddy content. Most of them are mutuals but that’s just because it’s little. I really like Freddy if you can’t tell, so y’all shall feast readily.