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How to tell if you’re in an urban fantasy story
You snap your fingers and light your cigarette off the flame.
Dragons and pixies are real and it sucks.
You work in law enforcement, which works exactly like real-world law enforcement, despite the fact that no two people have the same physical limitations
You mutter spells under your breath. Your breath smells like whiskey. No one has to know you’re rhyming.
You know at least half a vampire, and one whole werewolf
Everyone you meet of the opposite sex is obnoxious and grating, but some are also really hot
You walk into a room and sneer. Everyone here is so pretentious/naive
Despite the crushing realism of your story, nobody who lives in ‘hidden lands’ ever gets hit with a tax evasion summons
If you do not work in law enforcement, you own a bar and enforce strict neutrality laws on all your supernatural patrons. But chances are good that you used to work in law enforcement.
You have outwitted at least one demigod and escaped the physical manifestation of Death twice
You have at least one leather item on you at all times.
You mention Tolkien ironically
You slam back a shot of liquor and hold everyone’s respect; except your own.
Your partner (business/romantic) is missing.
Your partner (business/romantic) is dead.
You discover a shocking revelation; you’re secretly part-[redacted]! No wonder you’re so good at your job.
You’ve always known you were secretly part-[redacted], and it has weighed on you like a lodestone for your entire life
Just because there’s literally actually magic doesn’t mean we don’t all die alone.
A group of “Firefly” fans travels back in time to stop the cancelation. But they are opposed by a group of time-traveling “Avengers” fans that believe that if Firefly lives, Joss Whedon will never make the Avengers and the MCU will fail. A new Time War begins now
What if the sun doesn’t actually hurt vampires?
Vampires are just nocturnal, the same way we are diurnal. A vampire could go out during the day, but they would just rather be sleeping.
Vampires are just afraid of the light, the same way we are afraid of the dark. Their eyes are meant to see in the dark, so they just can’t see very well in the light. It hurts their eyes and they can’t see what’s around them, so it’s just scary.
Some vampire was probably too afraid to admit that he was afraid of the light, so he made up a fake allergy to the sun. Word got out to mortals, so we just assumed that all vampires are allergic to the sun. You know how mortals like to stereotype and whatnot.
But imagine pop, sunny vampires that are the vampire version of goth, dark humans. They like to go out in the sun and wear bright clothes, and the other vampires think it’s metal as fuck. “Oh, you know Victoria Anne III? Yeah she’s totally pop. Her friends call her Susan.”
The rest of the gaming part of the internet’s minding their own business while the kingdom hearts community from all over the world is undergound, in chains, antsy and frothing in the mouth, sealed away for many years, ready for the dungeon doors to open and unleash our power of friendship all over the globe. The closer E3 gets, the weaker the chains get.
game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS
me, no friends mcFuck: great
Hey I’m back to remind ya’ll again to read Sweater Weather by @crispykrimi
It’s been a couple months since I read this chapter but I can’t stop thinking abt Todoroki’s gay panic for Midoriya in leggings
Been doing a lot of comics, needed to give my brain a break and do some one off drawings, please take this self indulgent Johanna doodle page
quick Silvia doodles
nobody: ...
me: THIS IS MY TYPE!
MadaTobi angel and demons comic for madatobi week 2020. I went with the trope soul bound for this one and I'm really happy how it turned out!
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FIVE PEBBL⤴️
(i am going insane)