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summary⇢ what’s a girl to do when her sweet, innocent baby lab partner isn’t quite so sweet and innocent? well, he’s a grown-ass man, and you’re about to learn that the hard way. pairing⇢ jungkook/reader word count⇢ 8.5k rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | humor | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au warnings⇢ none really, except that everybody and they mama in they feelings 😩 BUCKLE UP 😈
a/n⇢ THIS CHAPTER KEPT GETTING LONGER AND LONGER AND I’M GOING INSANE so i’ve finally just decided to split it lmao. please take this part now and anticipate the (actual) last chapter a lot sooner than i got this one out since it’s already 80% written!!!
this chapter’s mood is this. hope you enjoy 😩
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The Birds and the Bees - JHS - One Shot
pairing: OrthnologistHoseok x Reader
genre: smut, fluff, mild crack (maybe?), f2l,
rating: M (do not read if under 18)
word count: 5.4k
summary: he’s into birds, you’re into him, and the blue pollen from a flower is really making you both act strange.
Warnings: there is a dead bee (i’m sorry little bee, but you went happily I swear), several smacked mosquitoes, sex pollen, some nerdy science talk (that my non-science self attempted), smut in the form of oral (m & f receiving), unprotected sex (be smart, sex-havers), kissing, cheesy lines,
a/n: so this is my attempt at the ridiculous: sex pollen , crack, and the unsexy environment of hiking. I’m not sure I totally succeeded, as it’s still me and there’s softness and well, yeah. Thanks to @xjoonchildx for thinking I’m funny, and @hobi-gif for making it not terrible. Also, I’m so happy I got to ask her “But do you want them to copulate with their shoes and socks on?”
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Smack!
The sound of skin hitting skin does not sound like it does in the movies. In your more bored moments, you’ve researched how sound effects for movies actually work and nothing they use for that skin on skin sound remotely relates to actual skin on skin.
Smack! Again.
Hoseok looks at you finally, his attention pulled away from more interesting things.
Like birds.
Fucking birds.
“You okay?” he asks, the space between his eyebrows wrinkling up with concern. Or annoyance. You aren’t sure because both are pretty plausible from what you know about Jung Hoseok.
To say you’re friends would be a bit of an exaggeration. Friends is a spectrum; from bosom buddies to the neighbor you always smile at but forget her name.
You’re not sure where you fall on Hoseok’s friend spectrum.
“I’m not okay.” You really really try not to sound whiny. You really do. But–
Smack! Your hand leaves a mark on the skin above your knee.
“Why do mosquitoes like me so much?” Yep, there’s the whine. You’re so frustrated about this. Like yeah, a hike in late spring isn’t really your thing, but Hoseok wanted to go and everyone else declined.
And you suck at saying no to Hoseok.
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IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (with really good fanart too!!!!!!!)
Happy Echoes of Wisdom Release Day!!! 🎉
Bro are you okay? Your gloves are kinda...
Peppino...?: "Oh, don't you worry your little head off about me! I've finally managed to let loose- to ah... relax! Isn't that-a a good thing?
Peppino?: "Besiiiiiides, why worry about me when you have PLENTY of other intruders to talk to? There's-a no need to bother me while I work. Go stop them instead, stall them if possible. Give me some damn ENTERTAINMENT!" "..."
"There is the matter of those... two, however. The two I can't seem to be able to-a... reach right now."
Peppino...?: "I'm-a sure they'll come out of hiding sooner or later, but... where in the world could they be?"