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Do u guys think Rainbow Dash's parents were so overbearing and obsessive over her bc she was
a Rainbow baby?
Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
i think that we as a society should stop overlooking the fact that lester literally canonically sings frozen soundtracks and the implications that he's even done it before
Fun Fact: Togrutas are capable of echolocation
I didn’t have much patience to make this look “neat” jhvhjv
The Birds and the Bees - JHS - One Shot
pairing: OrthnologistHoseok x Reader
genre: smut, fluff, mild crack (maybe?), f2l,
rating: M (do not read if under 18)
word count: 5.4k
summary: he’s into birds, you’re into him, and the blue pollen from a flower is really making you both act strange.
Warnings: there is a dead bee (i’m sorry little bee, but you went happily I swear), several smacked mosquitoes, sex pollen, some nerdy science talk (that my non-science self attempted), smut in the form of oral (m & f receiving), unprotected sex (be smart, sex-havers), kissing, cheesy lines,
a/n: so this is my attempt at the ridiculous: sex pollen , crack, and the unsexy environment of hiking. I’m not sure I totally succeeded, as it’s still me and there’s softness and well, yeah. Thanks to @xjoonchildx for thinking I’m funny, and @hobi-gif for making it not terrible. Also, I’m so happy I got to ask her “But do you want them to copulate with their shoes and socks on?”
masterlist
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Smack!
The sound of skin hitting skin does not sound like it does in the movies. In your more bored moments, you’ve researched how sound effects for movies actually work and nothing they use for that skin on skin sound remotely relates to actual skin on skin.
Smack! Again.
Hoseok looks at you finally, his attention pulled away from more interesting things.
Like birds.
Fucking birds.
“You okay?” he asks, the space between his eyebrows wrinkling up with concern. Or annoyance. You aren’t sure because both are pretty plausible from what you know about Jung Hoseok.
To say you’re friends would be a bit of an exaggeration. Friends is a spectrum; from bosom buddies to the neighbor you always smile at but forget her name.
You’re not sure where you fall on Hoseok’s friend spectrum.
“I’m not okay.” You really really try not to sound whiny. You really do. But–
Smack! Your hand leaves a mark on the skin above your knee.
“Why do mosquitoes like me so much?” Yep, there’s the whine. You’re so frustrated about this. Like yeah, a hike in late spring isn’t really your thing, but Hoseok wanted to go and everyone else declined.
And you suck at saying no to Hoseok.
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I'm fucking drowning in pussy here.. and not even in a fun way.
Tryin to draw shit while 3 cats are fighting over my lap. 💀
Smoking noirettes with messy hair and hooded eyes will always be the best character design
🪐 — CALYPSO / dash games ; WHAT JEWELS ARE YOUR BONES MADE OF?
OPAL. oh you are everything! ❍ indecisive, chamelonistic, flighty ❍ multitalented, innovative, extraordinary ❍ jack of all trades and master of all you touch ❍ containing multitudes ❍ you catch the light in different ways and all of them are you ❍ you get more selves than the rest of us, my darling. take this gift and use it well.
TAGGED BY: @spynorth — thank you, friend ! TAGGING: @thecodekeeper + @khrused + @munsontm + @trickstercaptain + @walkpathe ( for aro maybe 👀 ) + you reading this rn !
thinking about that TNG episode where Riker says he never feels rested after sleeping and Dr Crusher tells him to just drink warm milk about it and then later it turns out he's been abducted by aliens 6 times and had his arm cut off. most accurate portrayal of dealing with the medical profession ever seen on screen
hoshii what is the downside of eating a clock
...
it's time consuming
a collection of yams from da discord (and a beerus)
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
i have more trauma than any person in the known universe
About JoJo Merchandise
I cannot help but to think of how we need Killer Queen alarm clocks. Clocks the pale pink color of Killer Queen and with pointed cat ears atop them. The hour alarm is the “click” of Killer Queen activating a bomb and the wake up alarm is a nice recording of Kira's “bites za dusto” or Sheer Heart Attack’s “look over here.”
