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I made something using my friends and I's OCs, yes, they are roblox.
the structure of columbo is so fascinating to me. it's a murder mystery but upside down. they start the show by depicting, in minute detail, exactly what the crime was, who did it, how, and why. and then for an hour and a half, you do not watch columbo solve the case. he did that already. often almost immediately. instead you watch him slowly, carefully, methodically tear down every single excuse, cover, and alibi the killer could possibly have until nothing is left but the truth. it's not about solving the mystery it's about watching this funny little man run circles around people who think they're better than him
I want to read fics about Sam having a small or perfectly average dick.
I'm not so much looking for the humiliation aspect, consensual-kink-related or otherwise (although I'll take recs if you've got them). It's just that we fetishise the idea of Sam having a massive swinging weapon between his legs, and I'm cool with that (super cool with that, watch me write it in all of my fics), but I'm equally intrigued by the idea of the opposite. I feel like it would be an incredibly rich soil for writing in, with many possible takes.
Like, what if Dean finds out one day.
What if he can't stop bringing it up, cracking jokes or otherwise (because he can't stop thinking about it can't stop thinking about it can't stop thinking) (because he's a well-adjusted, emotionally-regulated lad).
What if Sam has had a hangup about it his whole life (because even an average dick would look small on a guy his size) (because the people he's been with can never quite hide their reaction fast enough).
What if he finally snaps and trauma dumps on Dean about it.
What if Dean's heart breaks because he's loved every inch of that boy since he was a baby (from his this-little-piggy toes to his lullaby-and-goodnight eyes) and there's not a single part of that body that isn't perfect to him.
What if Dean gets on his knees and shows Sam just how he should've been appreciated all these years.
Or what if it happens some other way. What if it's Dean with the small dick? Or Jared or Jensen? Or both? All? What's your idea? Do you know a fic that touches on this? Can you share with the class? Please?
Dumbledore: Severus you need to do something more productive than just sitting there being bitter and regretting life choices.
Snape: I do a lot more things than that, Albus
Dumbledore: Like what?
Snape: For example, I stopped murder today. Multiple times, actually.
Dumbledore: What? How?
Snape: Self control.
Dumbledore:
Snape:
Dumbledore: Multiple times?