Dumbledore: Severus You Need To Do Something More Productive Than Just Sitting There Being Bitter And

Dumbledore: Severus you need to do something more productive than just sitting there being bitter and regretting life choices.

Snape: I do a lot more things than that, Albus

Dumbledore: Like what?

Snape: For example, I stopped murder today. Multiple times, actually.

Dumbledore: What? How?

Snape: Self control.

Dumbledore:

Snape:

Dumbledore: Multiple times?

(Minerva narrating)

This is Severus. Severus loves his personal space.

This is Albus. Albus also loves Severus' personal space.

Adrian canonly knowing how to pick a lock since he was 13 will forever be the funniest thing bc I can make things like this:

Dementors feed on happy feelings so...

Harry: The best way to fight against a Dementor is the Patronus charm.

Snape: No.

Harry: But... It's the only way, Professor.

Snape: Dementors feed on happy emotions. If you have negative or no emotions, then there's no reason for them to attack you.

Harry:

Snape: Perks of being dead inside. Stay negative, you dunderheads.

I REALLY need to know what Snape’s alternative is to tackling Dementors. Harry of course fights them with a Patronus inspired by a happy memory. What else would Snape suggest??

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Am I the only one who thinks that Severus didn't really play favorites? I say this because I read an article that convinced me, I mean, why don't Slytherin girls do their misdeeds in front of Severus? Where did he get the fandom that he has favoritism with Slytherin, because if we talk about favoritism Dumbledore if it is, what do you think?

Hi! I don’t think he necessarily played favorites. People saw his favor towards Draco and assumed he treated all of Slytherin like that.

For one: He never gave points. Ever. To anyone. He took points from his own house just as he did others but he never replenished them. Dumbledore, on the other hand, gave out points to Gryffindors like he gave out those lemon candies…

Two: People seem to have this inaccurate narrative that Snape took a BUNCH of points…Exhibit B of Snape haters not reading the books. If you go through each of the books and write down every point taken from professors, Minerva took A LOT more points than Severus…A LOT

Three: Let’s talk about punishment. In my eyes, playing favorites would mean he gave harsher punishments to other houses, right? No punishment Severus ever gave was

Traumatic

Emotionally damaging

Life threatening

Or just outright unnecessary

He gave fair detentions. But then you have fan favorite Minnie McGonagall who sent 11 year olds into the forbidden forest…with HAGRID 🫤 I mean, take a look at when Harry damn near killed Draco…Severus could have done a lot of things that he DIDNT do. All he did was give Harry detention every Saturday which meant he missed quidditch practice. That’s a LUXURY punishment for involuntary manslaughter 🤷🏽

Four: Even if he did, putting the DE stuff aside, what would be so wrong with him playing favorites with Slytherin? Nobody seems to give a shit about them so SOMEONE had to. They treated the Slytherin house like shit, and Gryffindor was the favorite child, there was no valid reason they’d need that extra protection