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Petyr the Disillusioned Hero

Petyr Baelish's story could be ripped out of a fairytale: the wimpy heir to a poor, unremarkable noble house fights for the affections of his beloved. I wouldn't be surprised if Petyr's bravery (one might say foolhardiness) was inspired by songs. Much to his disappointment, however, life did not reward his bravery. It's no wonder, then, that he frequently warns Sansa that life is not a song: he fell into that trap and paid dearly for it. Life taught Petyr no lessons, it only gave him more grudges to hold.

I want to read fics about Sam having a small or perfectly average dick.

I'm not so much looking for the humiliation aspect, consensual-kink-related or otherwise (although I'll take recs if you've got them). It's just that we fetishise the idea of Sam having a massive swinging weapon between his legs, and I'm cool with that (super cool with that, watch me write it in all of my fics), but I'm equally intrigued by the idea of the opposite. I feel like it would be an incredibly rich soil for writing in, with many possible takes.

Like, what if Dean finds out one day.

What if he can't stop bringing it up, cracking jokes or otherwise (because he can't stop thinking about it can't stop thinking about it can't stop thinking) (because he's a well-adjusted, emotionally-regulated lad).

What if Sam has had a hangup about it his whole life (because even an average dick would look small on a guy his size) (because the people he's been with can never quite hide their reaction fast enough).

What if he finally snaps and trauma dumps on Dean about it.

What if Dean's heart breaks because he's loved every inch of that boy since he was a baby (from his this-little-piggy toes to his lullaby-and-goodnight eyes) and there's not a single part of that body that isn't perfect to him.

What if Dean gets on his knees and shows Sam just how he should've been appreciated all these years.

Or what if it happens some other way. What if it's Dean with the small dick? Or Jared or Jensen? Or both? All? What's your idea? Do you know a fic that touches on this? Can you share with the class? Please?

You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.

*manifests into existence graphically & gruesomely* *walks over to mic* Pokémon A.U ideas I’ve had buzzing around in my brain for a bit (that I will also explain rlly poorly) haha cough dies:

-Sycamore & Diantha are funni siblings, Xerneas is their smooshy grandmother, real world mythology (specifically Norse) exists, Yveltal does not like Lysandre or his ancestors (…also Fae & similar forces exist & are hungry :))

-Rainbow Rocket keeps getting its arse beat by (some not so anymore) trauma fuelled children, Sycamore, R.S.E! Maxie & Colress are friends (and really should not of been God Save Us), the Ultrabeasts share one braincell (and Guzzlord ate it)

-the world is an unknowable horror filled with nothing but pain and suffering, forcing those who dare to think themselves above it and the power it holds to choke on their hearts, their voices, their thoughts, until all they can perceive is that nothing is for them and all shall be as it is, cursed and shattered because of arrogance and ignorance, tortured and twisted, swallowed up by the light and the fire that should not of been.. And oh how You should of Known, oh how You all should of Thought better than That and now you are Here and there will be no escape from The Voið øF Wħő Ý ò ų ÆŘß —- (AKA Cyrus calls an ambulance, the others eat shit, Lysandre gets scammed by love & Xerneas is a amazing mum AND baker 🥰)

-live family reunion

-“how to care for your now deceased lover’s (Xerneas.net) children and also teach them how to control their powers because they are the heirs of Nature plus how do you teach creatures with Natures Abilities how to control them when you yourself are technically Death incarnate (Yveltal.net)” (AKA Yveltal get’s reading glasses, Zygarde is very happy to be an uncle (figure only. -Yveltal) & Augustine n Diantha luv their dad :3)

-there are three (read many) different variants of Sirens, Maxie & Maxie won’t stop arguing, the Pirate Life was (not) for Lysandre, only in Ancient Greecetm

-three very important rule:

Be very careful what you wish for,,,

Don’t finger fuck reality.

Never ever let a group of villain’s children play a metaphorical-game-of-Russian-Roulette-as-a-represention-of-their-descent-into-and-inability-to-escape-the-life-their-arsehole-parents-somewhat-accidentally-pushed-them-into-and-then-building-off-of-it-to-create-something-objectively-more-dangerous.

-Augustine go’s to Hoenn for rocks, accidentally gains two husbands, freaks out to Diantha on the phone Malva chuckles as she watches from her comfortable spot on Dian’s’ bed. Her girlfriend makes such funny expressions when exasperated >03

-typical fantasy adventure turned sideways then promptly trampled. Augustine HATES the ‘damsel in distress’ trope, Lysandre just wanted to court normally, Cyrus is forced to third wheel everyone & Diantha is all here for the chaos 👍

-“Cynthia! This is suppose to be a celebration! Where is everyone?????” “Alder is in a coma, Sycamore is being held captive by Legendaries or something, Rainbow Rocket has gone cuckoo & Kanto (& soon the rest of the East Continent) is basically fucked.” “😨” “anymore questions smartass?”

-the Ultrabeasts adopt Lillie + evolved, kinda not human anymore Lillie

-Eggman’s announcement but it’s Arceus (+ Cyrus w/ the Space Police (Ultra Recon Squad or whatever their called)

haha I’m gonna blow up one day :DDDDD