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I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like Oreos anymore.
For the past I do not know how long every time I bring up to people that any kind of food that is generally loved has changed their recipe slightly so now it tastes different they look at me like I’m crazy.
The primary example I have of this is of course Oreos (Milk’s favorite cookie). I cannot locate the exact moment I realized Oreo quality has kind of fallen off since my concept of time was stolen from me but it must’ve been at least a year or two ago.
Ever since I bit into an Oreo and immediately threw the package away thinking they’d gone bad only to taste the exact same crusty, watered down, half-assed product. I used to absolutely adore Oreo and I know it’s because they’re having to cut costs so Mr. Oreo can buy a new Oreomobile for his Oreo mistress but goddamn I was fine with corporate greed destroying the planet but when it comes to my childhood cookie I draw the line.
Got third as trafalgar law for cake flavors because OREO MAN!!!!!!!!!
you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.
Muggleborn headcannons
If you're not sick of the muggleborn head cannons, this will make you. Have purebloods ever have soda? Or muggle snacks like Oreos, potato chips, etc??
Like, imagine a muggleborn getting a box of food from their family full of muggle snacks and junk food. A couple of owls fly in during breakfast and plop a large box in front of the student. The kid tears open the box and sudden screams.
"OREOS!" Suddenly a bunch of kids stand up and stare at the first muggleborn in amazement.
"WHO HAS OREOS I WANT SOME!" another screams across the Great Hall as they get out of their seat and run to the kid with the box. Both kids now rummage through the box and the second pulls out a yellow bag and holds it above their head and screams "MERLIN'S BEARD IT'S LAYS!!!!" All the muggleborn's are excited and run over to the kids while the purebloods sit in confusion. "What are Oreos? And... Lays?"
What about just soda? From what I remember, there wasn't really any drink with caffeine in it (unless butter beer has some).
Imagine if a muggleborn bring some Mountain Dew, or Coca-Cola, or Dr. Pepper and letting their house friends drink some. A pureblood has no clue what the drink is, but drinks some anyways. 10 minutes later, they are bouncing off the walls and the muggleborns are dying, cause their friends is acting so high is the funniest thing to watch
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IK ITS DOUBLED BUT I OVE BEOMGYU HES MY TXT BIAS WRECKER
RG Green Room.
I love that someone was like.
"Yes...
I shall leave this third of my Oreo /here/.
Beside the sink."
Perhaps they were saving it for later.
Perhaps they thought someone else might want it.
A lonely cookie side.
Lol 😹😂😹😂😹😂
April Fluff 🍪
No, Oreo. I do not want to fly to a dreamy vacation with my friends to Orlando. I do want to watch THE FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!
