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HOLY SHIT YEAH DUDE

just following orders p2

p1 here

Marvel movies have completely eliminated the concept of practical effects from the movie-watching public’s consciousness

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

I like to think if Dick Grayson competed in the Olympics villains like the Riddler who know his identity would so conflicted about who to root for.

Announcer: And now up, the pride of the U.S gymnastics team! RICHARD GRAYSON!!!

Riddler at home on the couch wringing his hands: I love my country but that boy has broken my nose six times. I should call Bruce and congratulate him anyway this is big for Gotham.

In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team

The clones in Star Wars absolutely astound me, especially in the clone wars like,

501st: Our general is a war criminal maniac with a teenager at his heel learning to do the same things by example. And we love them.

212th: Our general is in love with a Duchess and we’re actively in feud with a four armed lightsaber wielding cyborg with lung cancer. One time we fucking punched him and lived.

104th: I would give my entire right arm to see the General Plo never comes to harm or anything ever happens to him. Wolffe: I gave my eye but still, same sentiment.

327th: Our commander and general are fucking. Like. Legitimately. Bly: Yeah dude. Ayala Secura: Yeah dude.

The Bad Batch: This hologram thing keeps telling us that we should stop right now and follow protocol instead of commuting more war crimes. If anyone but Tech knows what war crimes are they simply do not care enough to stop.

Long live the fucking republic man. How the hell they won battles is a mystery.

the definition of aura

The way is was 13 watching this with my parents knowing damn well they had something going on

maybe you should try shipping some guys from an old 60's tv show and maybe you'd feel abit better

Because I was now a man, I could not speak about what it was like to be a woman. Because I had been a woman, I could never really speak about what it was like to be a man. Do the math: I could not speak. It was a double erasure, a double bind, in which every experience I had was false, and so nothing I said was credible. I could no longer derive authority from my experiences before transition, and shouldn’t even cite them — I had never “really” been a woman, so those things hadn’t happened — but those experiences could always be weaponized against me to prove I wasn’t “really” the man I claimed to be. They call it erasure, when this happens. I wasn’t prepared for how literal the term was. Every day, I could feel myself disappear.

— Eraserhead: On writer's block and being a gender traitor by Jude Doyle

UGH!! YEAH DUDE!!! FUCK

Jef Bourgeau (American, b.1950) "The River Marsh," 2023

she has been pickled for her crimes

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

Lay the most wenches in all of Middle Earth. Call me the Horn of Gondor

Glad Weezer is finally getting some recognition.

A thing I’ve never understood about the Lord of the Rings is if the elves are immortal why can we see them?

Congratulations @Worthikids on finishing Season 2 of Bigtop Burger!!

I absolutely love this series, and I ADORE the new mix of Up for the finale, so I made a combined version for the new audio + the missing verses from the original song. And I accidentally a music video for it.

Not uploading this to YouTube or anything, cause I don't want to take away any potential ad revenue from Ian in case he makes an official upload for the new mix. Enjoy nonetheless!

This scene.

That is all.

10/10

Me at uni tomorrow getting through class calmly and remaining sane while my current favorite show just dropped its finale and I cannot watch it for several hours at least:

The truly abhorrent level of feral I will become when the bad batch finale releases tomorrow and one of my comfort characters (crosshair) does a heroic and sacrificial death to save Omega.

There is a single shot in the newest bad batch episodes where I swear Emerie is taller than Scorch and if that means that Omega will be taller than everyone except maybe Wrecker I’m going to scream.

The hypnosis is not working guys I think I’m cooked

This bad batch season so far has been full of great character moments and building up relationships but I think I was expecting less filler for the final season of a show I love so dearly. When we get episodes like the most recent with Fennec, Hunter, and Wrecker going on a little side quest to get a praying mantis instead of actively fighting against the empire and engaging in tension filled moments I feel a bit let down.

Don’t get me wrong I’m loving the season it just seems to be ramping down for no apparent reason other than “we ran out of ideas to make the empire a threat AND build character.”

Maybe I’m crazy but I expect more from the man that wrote the siege of mandalore arc for clone wars. Dave Filoni is the leader of my cult and I would never insult him but cmon cowboy hat man, gimme something that will put me on the edge of my seat for 30 full minutes and leave me in shambles.