Pancake Was Here - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
someone: blows up pancake with mind
me: my fucking roommate
Don Quixote would fail a captcha.
me when my ass is so fat the worms hurt me and i shake the fucking facility
“Hi i just needed to hurt you.” -Me, to my roommate
some quotes from me and Pancake (my roommate) during netzach meltdown
"I hate the Mirror of Reassignment. ... Me when the Mirror of Gender Reassignment Surgery." -Me
"this sounds like that one caretaker song." -Me "A burning memory. To be fair hes really out of it." -Pancake
"I cant believe clerks killed the red shoes employee." -Me "Good for them! I dare say, let's go clerks. That ranged red damage is good for something!" -Pancake
"'Why are you prolong', but I edit it to say 'Why are you so long' and I edit it over judgement bird." -Me
"Please don't be indigo noon again." -Me "(attempts at sweeper sounds)" -Pancake "Why is donald duck a sweeper?" -Me
"Now the issue is no one fucking healed, because Netzach is a bitch." -Me
"DIA AND HER SILLY LITTLE HOUSEHUSBAND STAY WINNING." -Me
"GUESS WHAT NOON IT IS~ (slurp)" "blue" "(slurp)" [me, pancake, and me again]
"YOOO angel just gave me 20 on Big Bird." -Me "Out of?" -Pancake "20." -Me "YOOOO. they went dap me up." -Pancake "And Big Bird did it!" -Me
(Talking about married couples) "Cause you're an angy little pissbaby who can't emote." -Me
"HOW DID YOU GET BAD INSIGHT ON ONE SIN!?" -Me
"The whole 6 years of memory being deleted. C-- *dies laughing* Lies about Cathy." -Pancake
(Talking about Singing Machine) "Music make you lose control music make you lose control." -Pancake
what the fuck. my roommate just won 2048 for the fourth time tonight. guys something is wrong with her.
Screenshot of a doc made for a fic collab w/ my roommate
me and pancake are conceptualizing the funniest thing ever (streamer au w/ speculation regarding future character cantos n shit). here are some quotes:
"i dont think we should give heathcliff a rage game." -me
"purple guy is a valid fixer name though." -me
"Do you think Outis gets VR sick? Or do you think her body tries to self correct and she just falls." -me "If she spins too fast she'll get incredibly nauseous." -pancake
"I just come out here with the most shit takes and you're just dying." -pancake
"do you think Don has the Edgeworth skin in among us?" -me
[we have an intermission to watch lewis finch's death from what remains of edith finch and how it has stuck with me ALWAYS]
"Ishmael's like 'Playing with the wife!' and then on facecam you see her and a jar of palid membrane. no, a coil of rope" -Pancake "Quecam." -Also pancake
"Virgilius is like 'dante you are in the hospital please dont scream over among us.' and dante is like 'your not my dad' and he responds with 'thats not what you said three we--' 'OK HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING'." -me
"ishmael and heathcliff speedran the minecraft server because otherwise faust would." -me "its like looney toons. they leave traps." -pancake
"sorry, sinclair, you get 0 bitches." -me "not an OUNCE of remorse in your voice." -pancake
"is the dead rabbits his fucking landlord buddies? THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOSIATION!?" -my roommate, as i struggle through reading bits and pieces of source material (tm)
i think these are the funniest notes in the streamer au doc.
also important to note: the plot of the au is basically "going through the cantos but as a twitch subathon because dante is in the hospital; each one gets a silly casual game afterwards". charon is by the side of dante's bed showing them and vergil the minecraft series. it is very important that you understand that all three are gripped by the storytelling.
“IS [STUART LITTLE] JUST HEATHCLIFF’S STORY?” -me, reading the plot synopsis of stuart little “Whiskering Mice.” -Pancake
"clear all cheese." -me "clear all cheddars." -pancake
“I must be the reason why you jumped for the beef and fucking died.” -me “I must be the reason why / you missed the beef, fell and died.” -Pancake, much more in tune than me
ever just goes to continue a oneshot to include a spot for a silly little joke and ends up writing angst with a cliffhanger or is that just me
“If you are fuschia, you are royalty. And also related to Betty Crocker.” -Me
“WHAT THE FUCK!?” -Pancake
yeah. yeah.
hes stupid. its ok wei. its ok. you can say hes dumb.
PUT YOUR CONTACTS BACK IN
"MAY I FETCH YOUR PILLS M'LADY" -Pancake
(we are both content with the story it just looks wrong)
THE PROMISED TIMEPIECE!?!?!?!?!!!!!