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It was a normal Friday afternoon and class was ending as y/n walked past Mr. Crewels desk he spoke up “Y/N I need you to stay after for a second” Mr. Crewel said as he continued to grade papers. Y/n waved bye to her friends and grim as she stayed behind in the classroom. “Am I in trouble?” Y/n asked as she pulled up a chair. “No” Mr. Crewel answered 

“Did grim do something?” Y/n

“No” crewel 

“Did ace and deuce do something?” Y/n

“No” crewel 

Mr. Crewel just smiled slightly as he placed his pen down and looked at y/n who was trying to figure out why she had to stay behind. “I wanted to ask you something important” crewel started y/n looked at him before slightly tilting her head. “Go on” y/n said with a confused smile, crewel sighed before placing a piece of paper in front of y/n. It was a adoption paper, y/n looked up at crewel in shock “before you say anything let me explain. I know you want to back home but it's just for now or if sadly there is no way back. Like for breaks you'll have somewhere to go instead of staying on campus. It's ok if you want you don't want to but-” “you actually want me as your daughter?” Y/n had interrupted crewel. Crewel looked at her and saw she had tears in her eyes. “Of course you like a daughter I've never had but always wanted. Your smart, brave, Hella stubborn and more” crewel said standing up and walking over to her. Y/n jumped up and hugged him crewel froze before wrapping his arms around her “But even if you say yes I won't give you any special treatment at school anyway” crewel said with a laugh y/n laughed as well. 

Back home y/n was normal always by herself but here she has friends and now someone who wants to adopt her. Y/n pulled away from the hug and looked up at crewel “are you sure about this?” Y/n asked one last time crewel put a hand on her head “Yes my daughter” he replied y/n smiled and signed the paper. Crewel couldn't be happier one he has a daughter (and a devil cat) and two he gets to put Crowley through more hell. “Am I aloud to tell anyone?” Y/n asked crewel nodded as he picked up the paper “Yes I want all those bad pups to know if they mess with you they get to deal with me. Plus grim will have to know as well since he goes with you everywhere” crewel said with a proud smile. Y/n smiled again hugging him before running off to tell her friends the good (not so good for them) news.

I’ll say something funny when I remember to comeback on my laptop & out of class🥰

(I say like, Y’know, a liar)

Living for Chaotic teen Crewel tho. Menace behavior through and through

So we’ve been laughing about crewel being a problem student and making Trien wonder what he did in a past life to deserve this- only for him to return as a teacher-

Imagine how smug Trien was when Crewel got the shared braincell duo-

Crewel: they never listen!!! They never follow basic instructions even ones I made to keep them safe! What the hell is their problem?!?

Trien: *sipping his tea like that Kermit meme*

You know what they say, What you did as a kid youre going to get back with your own. Case and point: Crewel and his homeroom.

Over the past 16 years, Crewel has forgotton how bad he was as at that age. "Oh come on. I know I was energetic, but I wasn't nearly as bad."

Trein:

You were an actual demon from the fiery pits. We have new rules and regulation that are still in place because of you.

IM SCREAMING AT THIS BECAUSE I HAVE

NEVER

SEEN ANYONE ELSE BUT MY COUSIN USE THE “TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUMBASS” NICKNAMES

My boy Deuce probably ain’t do nothing wrong😭

Crewel: Ive decided that I won't punish you pups.

Ace and Deuce: Thank god.

Crewel: The Prefect will.

Yuu:(In the distance) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle dumbass!

Crewel: God, help you.

Ace: Please just whip us or something!

Deuce: Am I Dee or dumbass?

Crowley: When life gives you lemons?

MC: You squeeze them to Crowley's eyes.

Crowley: ...

Professor Crewel: *laughs*

Crowley: Why?

MC: You're the fucking lemons in my life.

Crewel is not okay with the security, or lack there of, at Ramshackle. The locks were old and rusty and not been changed in decades. The ghost were no help. Grim, while a possible line of defense, could not always be alert. So Crewel decides to get Yuu a good guard dog. One that was alert and could sick intruders when needed. After all, people were always barging into the house. Yuu was lucky it had only been their friends so far, who knows when they would not be so lucky again?

So Crewel brings one of his own dogs from home, the most protective of the bunch, that he had trained to guard his house, now to look out for Ramshackle.

“Yuu, you already know Jasper and why I’ve brought him. I’ve got everything you will need for him right here. Don’t worry, he’s a good boy and very reliable. He’ll keep you safe.” True to his word, Jasper makes an excellent guard dog. On his morning walks he growls at any students that give him bad vibes, barks at anyone who shows up near the dorm uninvited, and over all is very loyal to Yuu.

For the most part, students know better than to try their luck with the growling dog. And then you have the ones like Floyd that absolutely want to do that. His hands are covered in little knicks and scrapes from Jaspers teeth when he nipped at him as a warning to back the hell up. Or you have members like the first year gang, who Jasper knows is cool, and thus is happy to be pet and get all the treats from them. Jasper also does not like Crowely, at all. Every time he pops into the dorm at random, Jasper starts barking up a storm. Crowely already agreed to having the dog on campus, and all the other staff out voted him on the matter. So now he has to deal with the hostility, because everyone is going to give him a hard time if he tells Crewel to take Jasper back.

I will pay y’all a gazillion dollars to make even more Papa Crewel content please I’ve exhausted all my sources😭🙏

The rest of NRC staff is just in the back with Yuu CRYING laughing

Young Crewel got me thinking about some kind of Back to the Future shenanigans where a seventeen-year-old Divus falls for Miss Yuu, but older Crewel comes in slaps his younger self across the face because “THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, DAMN IT!! Go to horny jail!!”

Not even his teenage self is allowed to get a chance with Yuu. No sir.

Crewel, fully aware he was a horny mf at seventeen,and knowing he has to stomp it out now: Hey, see that girl over there with the cat thing?

Young!Divus: Yeah. Damn. She's pretty-

Crewel:

Nope. Nope. I'm telling you now. You don't want that one.

Young!Divus: What, why?

Crewel: Because that's your future daughter.

Young!Divus: ugh, gross. *Doing some math* wait. If she's around my age, and you're thirty two...oh by the seven...who did I knock up!?