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Pervert König part 2; he's just constantly trying to get away with staring and touching y/n, to the point where they try to have a quickie on a mission that almost goes wrong? Just an idea-
How kinky can he get?…
König x reader
Requested
Part 1, Part 2
After your little fiasco, he can’t help but try and get his hands on you any chance he gets… it nearly goes badly.
Reader uses callsign blue because I couldn’t think of anything else… I’m writing this at 2:37am where I am, cut me some slack

König has been relentless since you invited him to your room. Wondering hands and eyes becoming ceaseless when he thinks no one is looking. It doesn’t help that you’ve been left alone together, isolated on the roof of a building.
“How copy Blue?” Price’s voice calls through your comms, forcing you to remove one hand from the sniper rifle to answer. It unsteadies the gun slightly, but you manage.
“All clear up here Captain. Target not yet spotted.” Its a standard response that conveys everything anyone would need to know.
“Good. We’re still scouting on the ground, we’ll let you know if we see anything,” Price replies, talking about him and Gaz. Soap and Ghost were off somewhere else, but knowing the Lieutenant, everything would be fine.
“Mein schatz…” König mumbles. He’s laying on his stomach beside you, not paying attention to the gun he seemed so desperate to hold not even that long ago. “You look so pretty laid out like that…”
“Not now, the target could appear at any moment,” you shift slightly, pulling your snipers hood to adjust it. You can’t risk being seen by anyone who doesn’t already know you’re there, the mission is too high stakes.
König elects to ignore your hushed warning, placing his large palm on the back of your thigh. It rests just above your knee. For a moment, you think he’s going to leave it there, but then it starts to slide up your leg.
His gloves catch on the fabric slightly, causing it to bunch and pull as he moves his hands upwards. It’s driving you mad that you can’t push him away - a moment away from the scope could be the difference between making the shot and botching the mission.
“Just let me feel you mein schatz…? Please?” His voice is pathetic as he whispers out the plea. For a man so big, he sounds so small.
“König I can’t mess this shot up,” you growl. Nothing in you wants to tell him to stop but you have to anyway, so you settle for a compromise - or at least it seems that way to you.
“That wasn’t a no~” suddenly, his voice becomes a purr. His hand shifts, gripping the inside of your thigh and sliding up.
It takes him seconds before his fingers are at your core, two of them massaging your cunt through the fabric of your trousers. Everything in you has to fight to stop you from pushing back against him, grinding yourself into his fingers.
“Keep your eyes on the streets mein schatz,” König says, like he wasn’t practically begging for you to let him distract you just moments ago.
“I’m trying,” you hiss out through clenched teeth. He only chuckles in response, massaging your cunt in just the right way.
Barely any time passes before you can feel warmth growing between your legs. Your body is begging for him, to be touched properly, to grind back into his hand and forget about everything else.
Apparently, you don’t have to worry about it, as König is hoisting your hips up the best he can without shifting your head too much. You don’t get a chance to ask him what he’s doing as he reaches underneath you and undoes both your belt and your trousers.
“König I need-” you try in vain to get him to stop, a verbal slap in the wrist wouldn’t stop this man.
“I will be gentle.” Is all you get in response as he works your trousers down your thighs, letting them rest just below your knees. This gives you the chance to drop your hips again, giving you a steadier view down the scope and into the streets.
This peace doesn’t last long, however, as his hands starts groping and caressing your thigh again. He keeps it mid thigh for a moment, indulging in the softness and the warmth of your skin.
Soon enough, his hand is following the same pattern as before, sliding up your bare leg and towards your core. He takes a momentary detour, gripping the fat of your ass in his palm and giving it a firm squeeze. Part of you knew it would’ve been a rather loud slap had it not been for your current location.
Ultimately, König’s hand comes back to rest over your clothed cunt. His hand feels almost unnaturally warm, calloused fingers gently pressing against your warmth. He’s almost mimicking the same pattern he would pulse his fingers at if he were fucking you.
“It is so hard to keep my hands off of you~” König growls, his middle finger finding your clit through your panties. He rubs it, small, slow circles over your sensitive bundle of nerves.
“I- I Can tell.” You readjust your rifle, shouldering it slightly differently. It’s a desperate, failed, attempt at distracting yourself from König’s ministrations.
“Shhh, concentrate,” he chuckles lowly, almost to himself. It feels like he’s making fun of you as he does.
You don’t get a chance to respond though, as König presses down on your clit in just the right way. Your body jumps slightly, tensing in pleasure for just a second before you relax again.
As much as you try to fight it down, anger bubbles up inside you. They couldn’t been the difference between making the shit and botching the mission.
“König I—” your body jolts again, this time with the sensation of the crotch of your panties being pulled aside.
König’s now ungloved fingers are pressing against your slick cunt. He slides them back and forth through your slick, gathering it up on his first and middle finger. You know exactly what he’s going to do and you don’t have the heart - or the chance - to stop him.
His fingers are slipping inside you before you can say anything. They slide in to the knuckle, completely buried inside you. Everything about him is so massive that even just a couple of his fingers provide you with an amazing stretch.
König only gives you a few seconds before she starts to curl his fingers into your sponges sweet spot. They’re slow, deliberate, *teasing* curls that are already causing heat to flood to your core.
It’s such a delicious feeling that you eyes start to unfocus . Pleasure starts to trickle through your body, staring at your stuffed cunt and spreading outwards. It’s a sensation that causes the rope in your belly to tighten a lot faster than you thought it would.
“König I’m… Fuck…” is the only words you can mumble out while still looking down your sniper’s scope.
“Don’t worry, cum for me~” König purrs, fingers continuing to work the same, perfect rhythm.
“Target in sight. Take the shot Blue.” Price’s voice suddenly crackles through your headphones just as you feel yourself reaching your peak.
“Yes… sir…” it takes everything in you not to stutter. König’s continued movements don’t help, but but some miracle, you take the shot and eliminate the target.
What you don’t realise is that König has not only stopped but also pulled his fingers out. The stress of the situation holds you from noticing until he’s pulling your trousers back up and you realise that you never came while he was finger fucking you.
“What? That’s not fair!” You whisper shout, already staring to move towards the exit.
“I was distracting you mein schatz, you said you needed to be concentrating.”
“…fuck.”




Some time ago we had the #PaleoZoo challenge on Discord, sponsored by Prehistoric Kingdom.
Goal was the creation of realistic zoo habitats that could hause extinct creatures. As examples I created a bunch of them over the course of a weekend.
On the second stream we worked on the Bahariya oasis (with Stomatosuchus), the Hesperornislagoon with a lazy Avaceratops, the Messel pit and a Glyptodon enclosure with some smaller terrorbirds as well
P*rn Accident
Author’s Note: I’m not very happy with this short story, but I’ve decided to upload it anyway so it doesn’t rot in my drafts.
Type: Fluff, College AU, Crush!MingyuXReader
{The last day of vacation was supposed to be the best! If only you hadn’t clicked your brothers’ stupid text}
pt 1~pt 2~Epilogue
“It’s obviously not stupid…just tell me”
“No Mingyu, i-it’s r-reall-y stu-pid...” your voice still hiccuping.
“Can you open the door? You don’t have to tell me right now. But can you please just open the door?”
Coyly you unlocked the stall. There he stood, offering the shyest puppy dog smile yet and his arms. You stood up and let him envelop you in a bear hug. You let out the last you had into his chest. He just patted your head and shushed you softly. You stood there for a while just like that.
You're not exactly sure how much time had passed but quite a bit later you heard the door unlock and you pushed Mingyu away just a bit. One of the employees came in holding a key ring.
“I’m sorry to interrupt you folks but this is a professional establishment.”
“We’re sorry...” Mingyu replied grabbing your hand and dragging you out of the bathroom not forgetting to grab your phone.
The elevator ride to the where everyone stayed on the 3rd floor was silent but his hand never left yours.
You guys got off the elevator and he turned you to face him, he saw where your tears had left stains on your cheeks.
“Wanna spend the last night in my room? N-Not in that way, I’d never! Y’know-”
“I’d like that Mingyu...”
One of the perks of this trip was that everyone had their own room, most of the younger ones used this to their advantage and got it on, while the Major’s studied, and those like you just got some relaxation.
He led you to his room, fumbled around with his keycard, and let you sit down on the bed.
“I should’ve told you to get clothes and come back but... I didn’t think that far ahead.”
“Mingyu shut up and give me one of your hoodies...”
“Okay okay right.”
He got himself pajamas and got you a very big hoodie that was already oversized for him, which meant you were practically swimming in it. He gave you the room and changed in the bathroom. He came back with a damp towel and gave it to you to wipe your face. He turned the TV on to Cartoon Network and you felt him crawl around the bed as you lightly swiped the towel over your face.
You felt the bed sink behind you and you no longer heard rustling. You felt arms wrap around you from behind and a head rest on your shoulders.
“So can you tell me what happened?”
“It’s really really stupid Mingyu...”
“Okay and??”
“Fine... My brother sent me porn and it played loudly and I got so embarrassed I cried and you're my cru-” You spit out.
“Wow, that is stupid...” He said as he left your back and sat beside you, you hit him lightly. He faced you.
He leaned in and puckered his lips out a bit, you knew exactly what was happening and you didn’t want it happening like this. You quickly put your wrist over your mouth as Mingyu gently pressed his lips against it.
“Y/N you were about to tell me you had a crush on me and I thought... nevermind I shouldn’t have assumed.”
“Mingyu I don’t want my first kiss to be with someone who isn’t my boyfriend, and plus I’ve already had one heart attack today.”
“Then Miss Y/N would you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?”
“Yes, but no kissing today my heart has suffered enough”
“Ok...” He smiled yet again the puppy dog smile and his lights shined so bright you could see the light reflecting off the building through the window.
He grabbed your wrist and placed small butterfly kisses over and over again.
“What are you doing?”
“I’ve already kissed you here, and since I can’t properly kiss you yet this is the best I can get.”
“Idiot...” you chuckled as he sucked on the skin of your wrist leaving a small bruise.
“Kim Mingyu! I didn't bring makeup to cover this up!” You half-yelled and hit him repeatedly.
He gave you a hug to suppress your beating and flopped you two backward onto the bed. You let him cuddle you to sleep as you buried yourself into his chest.
Would anyone like an epilogue?