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Confused? Let me try to help. Yes, that headache is from a hang over. No, you did not exhibit that whole new year new you thing with not drinking. Yes, you’re girlfriend is fine. No, not everyone made it out alive. Yes, you did eat five of your friends.  Now excuse me while I get the heck out of here ‘cause I don’t like that look you’re giving me. Just wait ten minutes and there’ll be cops for you to munch on.

Shhh, just calm down buddy. Don’t worry I’ve got you. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but at least we’re together now.

Hey don’t be like that, I warned you what could happen if I got drunk and you took the risk anyways.

Nah bro, I told you I don’t even remember doing it. I just kinda woke up with a headache and you in there.

Yeah, I mean I guess regardless of what happened last night I could let you out now, but isn’t there some degree of fate that led you in there? I know it was an accident, but maybe this is where you’re meant to be.

You’re in there already anyways, might as well be a good sport about it. C’mon, relax for old time sake.