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Daniel Radcliffe

Survivor

So is a Pred or a Prey? Actually neither. Daniel Radcliffe falls in a third category. While he is a coveted meal, he is yet to have been vored due to his skills of evading such a fate. This is noteworthy considering that he does not actually eat people. Existing in this happy medium. That’s not to say that the boy who lived won’t eventually make a slip up one day; but for now you’ll have to find your meal elsewhere.

Tom holland

Tom Holland is the most dangerous type of Predator. You look at him and you don’t think that he’s a real threat, but then he wins you over with his charms. Next thing you know you’re stirring away in that cute little belly of his. But no, that won’t happen to you. Do you really believe that!? Tell that to Jake Gyllenhaal

Chris Evans

Is that even a question?

Two words

Alpha Pred

He’s got the strength and experience to down anyone anytime he wants. He’s a master hunter, not that he ever uses his skills anymore though. His gut is among the most sought after locales out there. Even with his crazy fast metabolism it’s still up to a lottery system as to who gets to take the one-way trip. Best of luck, guys!

Just as an FYI, if you don’t win, I can make a spot for you even if I’m no Chris Evans.

Tyler Posey

Beta Pred

I think we all knew it, but yes he is a Pred. It’s important to note though, that while he has digested more than his fair share of prey, quite a few have gotten away. If this is your dream pred then you might want to hurry since, though he’s been doing all right, I don’t know that he has the best of odds if an alpha thought he was appetizing

Liam payne

Pred. I admit I didn’t really expect this, but so often it’s the ones you don’t expect that get ya.

Jonathan Groff for the pred/prey ask?

Prey

Love the guy, but if he’s not stewing away in some alpha gut by the end of the year I’d be shocked. He’s so adorable, I wonder...

joshua orpin:)

Pred

This guy is a predator to be reckoned with and if you come across him when he’s hungry there’s likely only one way to go: in. That’s not to say that he’s invincible, though as he also attracts his fare share of attention. It would take some real alpha, but it’s not outside of the realm of possibility to suggest that one day our Superboy might find himself inside Superman

Blair Redford

Prey

Sorry to disappoint anyone, but all those intent states and such were just a rouse to try and hide the ultimate fact that he was meant to be churned away

Brenton Thwaites

Gentle Pred

Though not a predator in the dictionary definition as he doesn’t hunt, he has sent his fair share of guys on the one-way trip down his throat. In my opinion he is the best kind of Pred. He doesn’t let hunger get the better of him and insist on doing precisely what the prey wants in their last moments on the outside after all they are doing such a favor. Lucky for him there’s a long line of willing prey so he gets to be Mr. Nice Guy while remaining rather well fed.

Sebastian Stan.

Prey

Just because he’s crazy sexy doesn’t mean he’s a predator. He may be an alpha in all other ways, but his washboard abs stay that size. If you’re an Apex I wish you the best of luck, though. Just because he doesn’t eat others doesn’t mean he’ll be easy to eat

Want to know your opinion. Chris Wood is prey or predator?

Prey

Tasty prey; meaty prey; but alas just prey. Only a matter of time before he makes some Pred very happy

Cody Christian

Pred

Keep an eye on this guy, because if you turn your back on him, he’ll start swallowing it

Manny Jacinto, for the celeb question!

Digested Prey

Sorry folks, but at a party this man was dragged down a cast member’s throat. He’s gone now, completely digested. Here’s the last photo of him as anything discernible

Luke Guldan

Apex Pred

When insurance companies refuse to provide coverage to the crew working on his films due to the liability, you know he’s an effective predator. Normally a nice enough guy, when hunger hits, that’s it. Poor Manny Jacinto

I’m so conflicted right now. This guy somehow represents both my ideal predator and prey. Could we try each out for an afternoon?

Well, they were nice while they lasted, but it’s time to say goodbye to these abs. Given the opposing team’s reputation I know someone’s gonna end this match swimming inside a belly. I just hope that when all is said and done I’m that pool.

Damn, this guy would be a dream come true if I could get him down before he ate me. Though to be fair, I can imagine worse places to end up than inside him.

Curtx Jhon (@jhon_curtx)