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Thinking about @pennywaynes version of alfred/martha/thomas and I can't help but think that of all the current members, none of them really remind me of that version of Thomas but Alfred probably sees Martha a lot in Stephanie
Which brings up the very hilarious interaction of:
Alfred, staring at Stephanie flirting with Tim who's very obviously fond and looking up at her every now and then, but still continuing to code on his computer and missing the fact that Stephanie has managed to steal all 14 of his pens in the process: *sighs fondly* just like old times...
Bruce, surprised and looking over: oh? How so?
Tim and Stephanie looking up to see if they're about to hear another Snippet of the Life of Alfred: !!!
Alfred, still fond but a mile away: Ms. Brown reminds me of Martha more and more everyday...
Bruce, Tim, and Stephanie all freezing with wide eyes: WHAT
Jason trying to explain poly to Bruce
Jason, at a whiteboard: you see, you and Selina are these two dots, and you are dating *draws a line from one dot to the other*
Bruce: Why are we dots?
Jason: uh, it's just really zoomed out, okay back to this- Roy, Kori, and I are these three dots, and see, there is a line from Kori to me cause we're dating, there is a line from Roy to me cause we're dating, and there is a line between them cause they are dating. We are all dating one another but even then, it is separate relationships coming together to make something else- in this case, a triangle-
Tim, in the background eating popcorn: illuminati confirmed
Jason: Anyway, so even though we all are dating each other separately, just like how you and Selina are dating, our relationships with one another come together to form something new, called a poly relationship-
Dick, still bitter his friend, ex girlfriend, and brother are all dating: no it's called I introduce you all and then you cut me out of the mix to have your own exclusive relationships going on
Bruce: wait, I'm confused, so you are a triangle?
Jason, slapping his forehead: no, the triangle is a metaphor for my poly relationship with Kori and Roy to help you understand what a polyamorous relationship is
Bruce: Jason, I know what a polyamorous relationship is. My parents were in one with Alfred when I was growing up. I just don't understand what that has to do with geometry
Jason trying to explain poly to Bruce
Jason, at a whiteboard: you see, you and Selina are these two dots, and you are dating *draws a line from one dot to the other*
Bruce: Why are we dots?
Jason: uh, it's just really zoomed out, okay back to this- Roy, Kori, and I are these three dots, and see, there is a line from Kori to me cause we're dating, there is a line from Roy to me cause we're dating, and there is a line between them cause they are dating. We are all dating one another but even then, it is separate relationships coming together to make something else- in this case, a triangle-
Tim, in the background eating popcorn: illuminati confirmed
Jason: Anyway, so even though we all are dating each other separately, just like how you and Selina are dating, our relationships with one another come together to form something new, called a poly relationship-
Dick, still bitter his friend, ex girlfriend, and brother are all dating: no it's called I introduce you all and then you cut me out of the mix to have your own exclusive relationships going on
Bruce: wait, I'm confused, so you are a triangle?
Jason, slapping his forehead: no, the triangle is a metaphor for my poly relationship with Kori and Roy to help you understand what a polyamorous relationship is
Bruce: Jason, I know what a polyamorous relationship is. My parents were in one with Alfred when I was growing up. I just don't understand what that has to do with geometry