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Jason trying to explain poly to Bruce

Jason, at a whiteboard: you see, you and Selina are these two dots, and you are dating *draws a line from one dot to the other*

Bruce: Why are we dots?

Jason: uh, it's just really zoomed out, okay back to this- Roy, Kori, and I are these three dots, and see, there is a line from Kori to me cause we're dating, there is a line from Roy to me cause we're dating, and there is a line between them cause they are dating. We are all dating one another but even then, it is separate relationships coming together to make something else- in this case, a triangle-

Tim, in the background eating popcorn: illuminati confirmed

Jason: Anyway, so even though we all are dating each other separately, just like how you and Selina are dating, our relationships with one another come together to form something new, called a poly relationship-

Dick, still bitter his friend, ex girlfriend, and brother are all dating: no it's called I introduce you all and then you cut me out of the mix to have your own exclusive relationships going on

Bruce: wait, I'm confused, so you are a triangle?

Jason, slapping his forehead: no, the triangle is a metaphor for my poly relationship with Kori and Roy to help you understand what a polyamorous relationship is

Bruce: Jason, I know what a polyamorous relationship is. My parents were in one with Alfred when I was growing up. I just don't understand what that has to do with geometry