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What the FUCK is Minecraft Diaries?

My friend does nothing with his blog but post Minecraft Diaries crap. Fanart, Refrences to the show that are all like "Skweebly Zoob in episode four after Gorble gets betrayed" or "We stan Klimbo in this house!!!"

What are you SAYING?

What are you TALKING ABOUT?

Who the hell are these people and why does it look like Genshin Impact made outta cubes?

I was at work yesterday and a kid, about fiveish, comes to the counter with his guardian. She proceeds to ask him something in which the boy replied, looking at me,

“Pretend that I am dead and that God is holding my hand.”

I was confused and a bit unsettled to say the least. Kids say the darnedest things. Why do I always get the weird kids?