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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6

Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!

Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!

Avar: Yeah and I got him :)

Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?

Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.

Elzar: Hey!!

Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".

Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.

Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.

Elzar: And then you turn on each other.

Stellan: No we don’t.

Avar: Yes we do.

Stellan: How dare you?

Stellan: Is something burning?

Elzar: Just my love for you two.

Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.

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a lot of things burn down with them i have like 5 quotes more where stuff burns down and always because of food anyways I love doing this so much why brain pls tell me honestly tho how can’t you love them i do avar kriss elzar mann stellan gios poor Stellan always names last im going alphabetical okay? also Stellan 100% gets hysterical you cant change my mind and Avar is a even bigger terror than Elzar you cant convince me otherwise

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