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star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 6
Elzar: Avar is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life!
Stellan: Never done anything wrong?! She set a city block on FIRE because the guy we were searching for was allergic to smoke!
Avar: Yeah and I got him :)
Elzar: Hey, do you know the password to Stellans computer?
Avar: Fuck you, Elzar.
Elzar: Hey!!
Avar: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouelzar".
Elzar: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
Elzar, to Stellan: You get hysterical.
Elzar, to Avar: You worry about every detail.
Elzar: And then you turn on each other.
Stellan: No we don’t.
Avar: Yes we do.
Stellan: How dare you?
Stellan: Is something burning?
Elzar: Just my love for you two.
Avar: El, the toaster is on fire.
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I drew Clone.
I mean a Clone.
An Arc trooper. His names is Ace.
![I Drew Clone.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4b5d89a73eb300c1a54167571998feb7/0708e02b8ffe897a-1b/s500x750/6624bf47378b7851e9bba5cdc48f7bb33b99949f.png)
He does have a scar (actually a lot of them, but only one really major one) in his face, where his helmet is all scratched too.
The symbol on his chest and helmet means balance.
If you want me to design you a Phase 2 Clone Trooper, Arc or not, write me, I’m bored af and don’t want to draw anything besides Star Wars.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam
Im sorry, but this
It’s just
I couldn’t help but notice that there is some kind of similarity
![Im Sorry, But This](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cf4d1d2d6ab0b76c74373275bbbd04fb/fbf00b44e4565ace-6c/s500x750/3bc48bdfc9ac01efc28d08cd608484870d6af4cc.jpg)
So I saw this on Pinterest (I know it’s just a screenshot) but
![Im Sorry, But This](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a31d6629f4e449217a4a864e351b36d0/fbf00b44e4565ace-d7/s250x400/c897fec4c67e530756f2e4048ec02fb0245ed2e4.jpg)
You can’t tell me that you don’t see that
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]