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5 years ago
Okay but imagine the Star Wars Universe,
But all the Jedi are animals. Like there gon be Luke Skyporker and Frog Solo!!!
Then all the bad guys are like “aakkkhhhjhkkkk I. Am. Sloth. Vader.” or Palpa-porcupine :D
Also replace all the guns with water guns because it’s funny in outer space so it gon be like
🦥: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
🔫🐷: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
🦥: No. I am your father.
🐷: nno D: nno that’s- that’s not true
🐷: no it’s not true! That’s impossible!
🦥: search your feelings... you know it be true
🐷: okay “dad” I’m a fucking pig and you’re a sloth so how’d that happen
🦥: I- okay imma drop u now bye bye :D
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