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Chris wanted to let the world know pretty people felt pain and had bad days too. He just couldn’t remember the last one… Well, there was that time he was stung by a bee working as a dancer at Coachella.

Deathly allergic, no one took him seriously until his arm blew up like a big ugly red balloon. Pulling the bee stinger out in front of two off duty nurses apparently just wasn’t convincing enough but somehow earned him a $20 tip. Is that a fetish?

Maybe it was the gold-studded snakeskin print thong he was wearing for the mid-afternoon set. Well, thank goodness nurses use Venmo or Chris would never been able to catch that Uber to the hospital. Actually, no… that was earlier this year so it was Chime and a random guy working under the table after collecting the new hire bonus. Good on him.

Do people still Venmo? If they do they must be the lucky one's when it comes to playing customer service chat roulette. That was another bad day for him. That makes two.

That’s when Chris pivoted to ask Brad why they didn’t just grab towels. The sheets will be wet forever.