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Replaying Da2, Meet Anita Hawke. Purple Hawke and I adore her.

Switch the protagonist of each game and suddenly you have a much shorter story.

DAO

Hawke: your majesty, with all due respect Loghain is totally gonna betray us. I mean, look at him, he doesn't pass a vibe check. Send someone with him, like Duncan or anyone.

DA2

Lavellan: Anders, Fenris, I understand that you hate each other but you could really grow up to be a better person if you just listen to the other. We will meet once a week so you can put your difference aside and form an unstoppable team to free mages and slaves.

DAI

Cassandra: tell me why we shouldn't kill you right now

Mahariel: if I'm dead, how are you gonna suck my dick?

Lavellan: my boyfriend turned into the Dread Wolf

Hawke: that's rough buddy.

Replaying Da2, Meet Anita Hawke. Purple Hawke and I adore her.

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