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Dean Smith

PE and health teacher

“Coach Smith”

“Pure-blooded” American

Cousin of Sam

Actually cares about his student's health

Like if you were struggling with running your laps, he would run beside you to help encourage you

Although he doesn't like “rabbit food” like his cousin, he still tries to change the cantine’s food to have less grease

Only guy ever who can teach sex-ed and not make it awkward

Even for the Asexuals in the room

No one knows how he does it

If you’re on your period and try to get out with running he will not put up with that

“Exercise actually helps with the cramps Karen”

You will play dodge ball, there’s no escaping it

You will get a huge bruise from playing dodge ball, it’s brutal

But he does have a couple teacher vs student matches throughout the year

He also has a fondness for baseball, no one knows why

If you tell Gabe that he actually likes curling he will kill you

Is every student’s second favourite teacher (after Gabe)

Actually, no one calls him Coach Smith, everyone just calls him Dean (yes even the students)