Real Vampire - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
bro howd you get photos of my house
a vampire’s home
imagine looking at this without the context of bg3. like we the people are like "wow thats an astarion origin romancing halsin what a random photo to choose" meanwhile every normal person on earth sees an old man lusting towards a BEAR
hey genuine question ign why the fuck did you use this image to go with this headline
im going on a two week vacation (yay!) and i wont have my computer to play baldurs gate (oh no!) or to draw (oh no!) and ill only have my dinky little school laptop to write (oh no)
I think we need to stop the idea that weird is bad or inherently something negative to think. I scroll on therian blogs and theyre talking about their animal instincts and like, is it weird as fuck? yes! is that a bad thing? NO! does that mean i support therianthropy any less? absolutely not!
I [want to] drink blood for fucks sake, I think it’s a disservice to my identity to call that normal. Alterhumanity isnt normal. Thats the point. And it’s a good thing. Imagine you bought a bag of trail mix and it was all sightly different shapes of pretzels. Boring, right?
Be weird.
body: wings
me: what- what do you MEAN wings
body: phantom wings
me: that doesnt HELP? WHAT
why did i get famous for a lukewarm take that boiled down to “normalcy sukz”
i mean im not complaining
Proper Introduction Post •••
Divider credits: @sister-lucifer
♪ Hiya :D My name is Valerian
♪ Original post tag: valerian doesn’t shut up
♪ Vampy shit tag: vampvalerian
♪ Baldur’s Gate (kin) tag: vamp kar’niss
♪ I’m a real sanguinarian vampyre, as well as an alterhuman.
♪ I worship Loviatar as a coping mechanism for my undiagnosed joint pains
♪ My sideblog is prickvalerian, where I complain about discourse and cringe culture and occasionally US politics and world issues
♪ I’m humanoidkin and an elf
♪ Also questioning kins from Baldur’s Gate 3
♪ I’m a writer, and no I’m not sharing it here LMAO
♪ I love Baldur’s Gate 3, Yaelokre, Mafumafu, and J-pop
♪ I’m actually just Astarion typing this right now /j (I’m not even a fictionkin or anything he just looks like me and I like him and I find that silly)
♪ I’ve been a part of the VC for about 2? ish years now, and my symptoms have been present for about 5 or 6 years
♪ I’ve been a part of the otherkin community for about 3 years :)
♪ Userboxes below cut
“i love how you do your own thing and arent constrained by logic or information” but not as a comeback and instead as a way of life
yes im a homosapien and dont believe in gods but actually im a vampire elf who worships Loviatar
I made my own userboxes. feel free to use with credit!
i wanted to make the elf one in sindarin but unfortunately the page reloaded and I lost the project in my browser based art program LMFAOO
nothing like being at the beach. wow these people have no clue im not human
TURN THE PAIN INTO POWER Est. June 15, 2024
Call me Valerian! or whatever you want honestly He/him pronouns!
Sanguinarian vampyre
Elf
Labelas Enoreth, Lord of the Continuum
Other types here
I'm a writer, artist, and musician Send in asks! I love talking to people :D
Tags, userboxes, credits and more below cut :)
Sideblogs
prickvalerian - Where I complain about things and make other generally negative posts that I don't want on my main blog. Not a vent blog though, just me being a whiny bitch. I also post takes and reblog politics on there.
My Tags
I started using these in the beginning of Aug 2024
Original posts - #valerian doesn't shut up
Vampyre related posts - #vamposting
Otherkin related posts - #valerian the strange
Baldur's Gate/D&D related posts - #dungeons and castles
Art - #vampart
Labelas kinposting/memories - #time is forever ticking
Divider credits: @sister-lucifer
All the userboxes above are either made by yours truely (the first two) or allow use without credit. The “this user is beyond mortal comprehension” and elfkin redesign are made by @kthecritter , thank you for it! Please do not use my original userboxes without credit. If I accidentally used something of yours without proper attribution please let me know.
ANY REAP VAMPIRES OUT THERE!!?? people keep telling me they vampire but then they LIEING. I need a REEEAL VAMP to turn me asap.
Seriously real vampires reach out I will literally serve u I'm so serious.
Getting the urges again