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1 year ago

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-


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