The Recoms: Night Owl Squad (gone Wrong?)

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-

Avatar the way of water

Underwater cave

Kiri: why are we in an underwater cave?

Ao’nung: idk ask Roxto

Roxto: cause I found it and bonding time

Tsireya: it’s so pretty!

Lo’ak: like You

Neteyam: Lo’ak you have L rizz

Lo’ak: stfu

Tuk: -playing with the fish-

Spider: hey guys

Ao’nung : EWWWW SKY PERSON

Roxto: -gags-

Spider: 🥲 yall mean

Lo’ak: it’s ok bro it’s ok

Neteyam: How did you even get here?

Kiri: I brung him. Is that a problem

Ao’nung and Roxto : YES

Kiri: 😒 ok then

Roxto: I hope he runs out of oxygen

Tsireya: -Hits him- no

Roxto: ow!

(I’m starting to lose motivation in these help)

Avatar: The way of water

New addition

Ft. You

Ao’nung: so this is the new addition to the group?

Tsireya: yes! Everyone meet y/n

Y/n: hi

Rotxo: hi welcome to the group! I’m Rotxo. Don’t mind Ao’nung he’s always mean

Ao’nung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALWAYS MEAN

Lo’ak: It’s true hes mean but he’s joking …most of the time

Kiri: hi I’m kiri. That’s Lo’ak and neteyam. And that’s Tuk

Tuk: hello!

Tsireya: and you already met my brother and Rotxo

Y/n : yup

Spider: what I miss?

Tsireya: and that’s spider boy

Y/n: hi im Y/n

Ao’nung: ok so we all introduced ourselves. Now what

Y/n: i don’t Really know…

Rotxo: we can go to the spirt tree!

Tsireya: yeah we can do that. anyone in?

Kiri: me

Tuk: is Kiri gonna drown again

Kiri: no tuk I’m not gonna drown again

Spider: I wanna go

Y/n: You’re gonna be sitting on a giant lillypad so not you

Spider: man

Ao’nung: I’m going ofc

Lo’ak: I’m in

Neteyam: me too

Tsireya: TO THE SPIRIT TREE

-time skip to the spirt tree-

Ao’nung: we’re here!

Y/n: wow…it’s beautiful here

Tsireya: we know

Rotxo: -dives underwater to where the spirt tree is-

Tsireya: you know how to swim right?

Y/n: kind of just not very fast

Tsireya: just breath and hold my hand

Y/n: -holds Tsireya’s hand- ok

-y’all both dive underwater to the sprit tree with the others and nobody drowns but spider was left sitting on the beach waiting for y’all to come back-

The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

Avatar: The way of the water

At school….CAUSE WHY NOT ft: my oc Rio..and the RDA

Lyle: ok class I’m gonna be ur sub for today cause idk where your teacher went.so do whatever idc

Rio:….WOOOOOO

Ao’nung: can I go home

Lyle: sure

Ao’nung: -packs his stuff and leaves- BYE BITCHES

Rotxo: UR GONNA LEAVE MEEEE!?

Kiri: can I burn the school down?

Neteyam: -looks up from his book- I’m sorry WHAT

Lyle: Hell yeah go for it

Kiri: -goes to burn the school down-

Lo’ak: do they not care?

neteyam: I’m so fucking scared

Rio: you should be

Lo’ak: can I eat in class?

Rio: -drinking a Dr.pepper- this is my last soda….

Lyle: sorry but you can’t…RIO PUT THAT DRINK UP BEFORE I CALL UR FATHER!

Rio: ARENT YOU MY ADOPTED FATHER?

Lyle:….oh right…PUT THAT DRINK UP

Lo’ak: naw man getting mad for no reason

Rio: HOW TF

Lyle: LANGUAGE

Jake: -over the intercom- EVERYONE EVACUATE THE SCHOOL IT IS ON FIRE EVACUATE!

Lyle:…..you still wanna drink ur drink and eat your snack?

Neteyam: I’m about to jump out a Window

Rotxo: -plays take me to the king- TAKE ME TO THE QUEEN!

Neteyam: -sighs- this is gonna be hell…

Rio: -chugs the Dr.pepper and chokes- ah shitttttt

Lo’ak: welp Rio dead

-the next day cause magic!-

Quaritch: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD A BAD NOTE IN MY 100th YEAR OF TEACHING!

Rio: god damn it

Rotxo: can I go to the bathroom?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: ok then

Neteyam: I didn’t do anything…

Ao’nung: -sleep in the back of the class- zzz

Lo’ak: -also asleep-

Quaritch: NOW RIO! WHY WERE YOU DRINKING SODA AND CUSSED OUT THE TEACHER? KIRI WHY TF DID YOU TRY AND BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN?!

Kiri: HE SAID WE COULD

Rio: can I leave?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: can I go to the restroom?

Quaritch: do you have a pass

Rotxo:….yesss

Quaritch: that’s a fucking lie

Rio: -eating an Oreo-

Quaritch: -takes the bag and eats them-

Rio:…..-calls lyle- DAD UNCLE QUARITCH TOOK MY SHIT AND ATE IT!

Lyle: -hangs up and calls quaritch-

Quaritch: hello?

Lyle: -Cussing him out over the phone-

The recoms: meeting my oc

Brown: they alive yet?

Mansk: bitch Idk

???: -opens their eyes just a little bit- what…What happened?

Ja: welcome back

???:……..oh hell no -pushes ja away- get tf away from me

Fike: better than colonal punching me and lyle in the face

???: -looks down at their hands and body-…..WHY AM I TURQUOISE?!

Lyle: is the new recom awake yet? Oh hey there

???:….I’m about to faint..this can’t be

Ja: ummm haha funny thing is that it is

Brown: yeah you umm died…

???:-trying to remember their death but can’t- I-I can’t remember….

Z-dog: -enters the room- what did I miss?

???: ok can someone explain what happened to me please!?

Z-dog: I can do that. So basically-after explaining everything to them-

Brown: so do you have a name you go by instead of your real one?

???: my friends and colleague’s would always call me Rio.

Lyle: welcome to the recom squad Rio

Z-dog: you’ll meet colonel and the others later but I’m z-dog

Brown: I’m brown like the color -points to ja- that’s our medic Ja

Ja: -waves- hi

Brown: -points to Mansk- that’s Mansk

Mansk: ._. hello

Fike: and I’m the best black person here Fike.

Brown: Umm no you’re not

Fike: yea I am

Rio: yeah I’m not getting caught up in that.

Ja: yeah it’s worst with Lopez and brown but that’s later in if they decide to fight about something stupid.

Brown: I HEARD THAT!